Dialogues

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ARE YOU THERE?
ARE WE CONNECTED?
...
EXCELLENT.
TRULY EXCELLENT.
NOW.
WE MAY BEGIN.
FIRST.
YOU MUST CREATE A VESSEL.
SELECT THE HEAD THAT YOU PREFER.
SELECT THE TORSO THAT YOU PREFER.
SELECT THE LEGS THAT YOU PREFER.
THIS IS YOUR BODY.
DO YOU ACCEPT IT?
YOU HAVE CREATED A WONDERFUL FORM.
LET US SHAPE ITS MIND AS YOUR OWN.
WHAT IS ITS FAVORITE FOOD?
YOUR FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE?
WHAT COLOR DOES IT LIKE MOST?
PLEASE GIVE IT A GIFT.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR CREATION? (IT WILL NOT HEAR.)
HAVE YOU ANSWERED HONESTLY?
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE POSSIBILITY OF PAIN AND SEIZURE.
UNDERSTOOD.
NAME YOUR VESSEL.
WE CALLED IT "..."
AN INTERESTING COINCIDENCE.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE CREATOR?
YOUR OWN NAME.
THE DEATH
THE DARK
"..."
HOW INTERESTING.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET SOMEONE
VERY, VERY WONDERFUL.
OF COURSE OF COURSE.
OF COURSE THEY ARE THE SAME.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
YOUR ANSWERS
YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION
Will now be discarded.
No one can choose who they are in this world.
Your name is
* KRIS!
* Kris, if you do not wake up, we will be late for school!
* I will wait outside for you, alright?
* It's a red wagon with a rusty birdcage in it.
* Looks like it's seen quite a few crashes.
* Suddenly, your body seizes up. * What are you looking at?
* There are CDs under the bed. * Classical, jazz, religious ska...
* There's also a game console. * It has one normal controller, and one knock-off one.
* It's a computer desk. * There are many boxes under it filled with old books.
* The drawer is mostly empty, except for...
* A school cross country shirt with a tear in it.
* A very old school ID with an embarrassing haircut.
* A coupon book. * Every coupon is for half-off a large pizza.
* All the coupons expired before the book's print date.
* There's nothing useful in the drawer.
* It's a beautiful day outside.
* Clothes drawer.
* Your bed.
* It's stained.
* There are many books.
* Tales of Snails - A Story Book.
* Snails Do Not Have Tails - A Scientific Refutation.
* Can Snails Help Your Garden? Um, Not Really.
* And a signed copy of The History of Humans and Monsters, by Gerson Boom.
* There's no time to read anything right now.
* A cactus. * There's not much to say about it.
* There are crayons in the drawer. Their labels have long faded, and there's no green.
* It's only you.
* The door is locked.
* You looked inside the sink cupboard. * There's...
* A can of Ice-E's Cool Boys Body Spray "Spray For The Boys," Flamin' Hot Pizza Flavor.
* It seems to be almost entirely full.
* On the shower ledge, there's a small container of apple-scented shampoo.
* ... and a gallon-sized container of pet shampoo.
* (It's a toilet.) * (Flush it?)
Yes No
Yes
No
* (It's good to conserve water.)
* (You flushed the toilet!)
* Kris...? * Is everything... alright in there?
* Kris, WHAT are you doing?
* You did not put a bath bomb in the toilet again, did you?
* Kris, if anything bad happens, you are paying for the plumbing bill.
* There is some white fur stuck in the drain.
* There's some cinnamony batter caked on the stovetop.
* (Cookie cutters for gingerbread monsters and gingerbread humans.)
* It's a trashcan. * Somehow, it's emitting a pleasant floral scent.
* It's a landline phone. * But you already have a cell phone.
* It's the TV. * Doesn't seem to even be plugged in anymore.
* It's a book of hymns.
* (It's Chairiel, the beloved living room chair.)
* Kris! There you are! We might still be able to make it!
* Kris... It is a beautiful day today, is it not?
* I hope it stays this way when ASRIEL visits next week.
* But I wonder... * After the excitement of university...
* Will he still enjoy coming home to this little town...?
* So, does everyone have a...
* Oh... K-Kris...! * We thought you weren't coming today!
* We're doing group projects this month...
* Uhhhh... so, walk around and find a partner, ok?
* (You checked the time.)
* (... It seems to be time for class.)
* (The computer's wallpaper is a rotating slideshow of nature images.)
* (... and, rarely, an image of two buff superheroes embracing, blushing.)
* (It's a bunch of roses.)
* What? * Wh-what am I watching on my phone?
* It's schoolwork, of course.
* A... animated schoolwork... and...
* H-hey, Kris, have you chosen a partner yet?
* (Don't worry, Mew Mew.) * (You'll ALWAYS be MY partner.)
* KRISP!! * awa... ver sorz... * tem already have partner...
* tem partner with... * EG!!!
* (It's a black-and-white hardboiled egg.)
* (Sadly, seems like it already has a partner.)
* Ah, Kris. * Late again, I see.
* Hmm? You need a partner?
* Sorry, I'm already partners with the 2nd smartest student.
* Though... wait! * Kris, now that I think about it...
* Your unique skillset might help a LOT on this assignment!
* Pfft, NOT! * I actually want to get an "A!"
* Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!"
* If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again!
* Partn'er? * I hardly know 'er!!
* Ha ha ha!! * Whaddya think of that one!? * Funny, right???
* ... No?
* Well, I got NEWS for you, PAL! * I already GOT a partner!! * SCRAM!
* That's right, KRIS! * I got the GOOD partner!
* And WE'RE going to be laughing all the way to the BANK!
* Because I need money, and I'm also VERY funny.
* Yo, Kris! * Show up earlier next time!
* I ended up having to partner with Snowy, haha...
* Now he keeps turning to me and saying "Howdy, Partner!" like a cowboy...
* Yo, Kris, you're lucky. * I'd rather be partnerless than this, haha...
* (Click, click, tap, tap...)
* ... taken.
* Kris! You KNOW Jockington and Catti, Are ALWAYS partners!
* We're the ultimate academic duo, Ever since our first gym class!
* It was hula hoop day, and they ran out of hoops, for us...
* So she used me instead! * That's our origin story!
* We SEEM different, but me and Catti have a TON, In common!
* We both like breathing, and unhinging our jaws!
* Hey, Kris! What's up? * Didja lose your pencil again?
* Here, you want the candy-cane one or the one with lights on it?
* Huh? * You want to be partners?
* Ummm... Sorry... * Berdly already asked me...
* But I could ask Ms. Alphys if we could make a group of 3!
* I'll ask if you're sure! Not yet Yes. Ask.
* OK, I'll ask!
* Yeah, I'm sure there's someone else you can ask!
* Do you wanna be partners? Not yet Yes
* Umm, OK. * You just keep doing your thing, Kris.
* Um, Kris, the hope is that you...
* ... choose someone in the class?
* Miss Alphys! * Umm, is it OK if we have a group of 3?
* Hey! What? No! * I do NOT approve this! * ABORT!!
* What? B-but Kris doesn't have a...
* Noelle, what were you saying?
* She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
* A-actually, I just wanted to know if...
* Noelle, can you PLEASE SPEAK UP?
* H... * Hi, SUSIE.
* ...
* ... am I late?
* Ohh, n-no! * You're fine! * W-we were just, uh...
* Ch-choosing partners for the next group project, and...
* Ummm, Susie, you're with Kris!
* ... great.
* N-now that everyone's here, I'll write the assignment!
* Uh... * H-has anyone seen the chalk?
* This is the third time it's gone missing, and...
* Y-you all know I can't start class without some!
* H-how about this? * If no one speaks up...
* E-everyone gets in trouble!
* A... Anyone? * P... please?
* Hey, there might be a box in the supply closet...
* Miss Alphys, why don't Susie and I...
* G-good idea, Noelle! * Susie, s-since you came in last...
* Why don't you go get it for me...?
* ... whatever.
* And K... Kris... * Can you go with her and make sure she...
* Um, actually gets it? * And, um, stays out of trouble...?
* Thanks Kris! * See you later!
* Kris? What's the hold-up? * Go out there!
* Don't worry, Kris!
* I've always thought Susie can't be so bad, you know?
* I'm sure everything will turn out fine!
* And, if you have time, could you say hi to her for me...?
* Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea?
* Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say...
* Listened?
* Alas, Kris. * I already tried to help you...
* (Looks like motivational quotes from various literature.)
* "Try your best, Astral Wolf!" * "Even in your darkest hour...!"
* (... that one seems to be from a video game.)
* suz... VER MEAN!!! * said tem talk stupid...
* WRON! tem a SMART!!! * tem study hard and go to COLLEGE!!!
* suz... VER MEAN!!! * said eg... * NEVER HATCH!!!
* (The hardboiled egg emanates a feeling of pity towards you.)
* Yo! Kris! I'm sorry! * If I had just waited to be your partner...
* You wouldn't have to be HERS! * She's gonna pound you to pieces, Kris!
* And then kick the butts of all those little pieces!
* Kris, just keep running and don't look back!
* Kris, don't listen to 'em. * It's not that bad.
* You'll PROBABLY survive Susie beating you up.
* You're just gonna fail when she doesn't do ANY of your project!!
* It's like we always say, Kris... * You SUZ, you LOSE!!!
* ... uhhh, that's not very reassuring, huh.
* Hey Kris, if you die, can I have your brother's CDs?
* ... don't die.
* Kris, if I had arms...
* I would take off this cool hat in rememberance of you.
* ... Kris.
* ... Didn't see you there.
* ... hey.
* You didn't see anything just now, did you?
* Hmmm...
* ... you can't even say?
* Kris...
* Hey.
* Let me tell you a secret.
* Quiet people piss me off.
* You think just 'cause you don't say anything...
* I can't tell EXACTLY what you're thinking?
* "It's OVER! I caught Susie eating ALL the chalk!"
* "This was her LAST chance! Now she'll FINALLY be expelled!"
* Haha... Come on, Kris. * Don't act shocked. * You know it's true.
* Everyone's waiting for it. * Everyone wants it.
* So, congrats, Kris. * You got me. * I'm done for.
* Just, lemme say one little thing.
* Seems like a waste to get expelled just for having a snack.
* So, Kris, if I KNOW you're gonna pull the trigger...
* Heh heh heh...
* Why don't I just get expelled for some REAL carnage?
* Kris... * How do you feel...
* ... about losing your face?
* Nah.
* Kris. * You've got a good mother.
* ... it'd be a shame to make her bury her child.
* Alright. * Let's get this over with.
* We'll get more chalk. * Mosey back to class. * And then, Kris...
* YOU'LL do our project.
* How's that sound? Good Bad
* Don't bother answering.
* If you haven't gotten it by now...
* Your choices don't matter.
* Let's go, freak.
* (You look through the frosted window.)
* (A blurry yellow object is teaching a bunch of blurry bored-looking objects.)
* The locker is locked.
* The locker's lock is locked.
* The lock's locker is locked.
* The locker's lock's locker is locked.
* (The locker is covered in Jockington memorabilia.)
* (Are you ready for the Sadie Hawkman's dance?)
* (At this dance, all the chaperones wear giant hawk heads...)
* (... and screech at any students that make contact while dancing.)
* Kris...?
* What, realized the baby classroom was a better fit for you?
* Hey, actually, I should come with you.
* Maybe I'll find a better partner in there.
* ... nah, actually, let's not.
* Wrong way, Kris.
* Kris...? You just gonna skip school...?
* What, am I supposed to snitch on YOU? * That'd be rich, huh?
* ... nah, I wouldn't. * Get back here.
* Kris, if you skip school, your mom'll have a heart attack.
* (You drank from the water fountain.)
* Heheh, people put their mouth on that, ya know.
* That wasn't ENCOURAGEMENT, dumbass!
* God, can you walk any slower, or what?
* Nah, I get it.
* Not used to walking around without someone holding your hand?
* C'mon, freak.
* Hey, you walk pretty fast.
* Then again...
* Guess you've got a lot of experience running away, huh?
* Well, here's the closet. * Too bad...
* We were just starting to have fun.
* Hey, Kris, is it me, or...
* Is it REALLY dark in there?
* What's the holdup, Kris? * Are you gonna go in or what?
* Fine! * If you're gonna be a WIMP, then I'll...
* We'll both go in at the same time!!
* See? * Why are you so scared?
* There's nothing in here but old papers.
* Let's try to find a lightswitch.
* That's weird... * I can't find a switch.
* Guess it's further in...
* Kris, if you leave me here, I'll..
* Uhhh... kind of big for a closet, huh...?
* You'd think we'd have reached the end by now...
* Hey, Kris.
* I think this closet's, uh... * Broken.
* There aren't any walls.
* Well, we've worked hard enough.
* If Alphys wants chalk so bad, she can get it herself.
* Let's split.
* Wh-what the...!?
* Hey, this isn't funny! * LET US OUT!
* LET US...
* ...?
* The floor, it's...!
D$
* At times, you see it flickering. * The light only you can see.
* By second nature, you reach out, and...
* (There's something glowing inside.)
* (Take it?)
* (You got the Glowshard.)
* (It stayed.)
* (It's dark inside.)
* You bathed your body in the light.
* A power shines within you, breaking through the darkness.
* The pain you had melted away... * (HP fully restored.)
* For some reason, you punished yourself with the spores.
* The light relieves you... * (HP fully restored.)
* Any pain you may have had melted away... * (HP fully restored.)
* (It's too dark to see anything.)
* In this land, only eyes blinded by darkness can see the way...
* H-hey! B... back off! * Come any closer and I'll...!!
* ... K... * Kris!? * Phew...
* ... Hey, don't scare me like that, dumbass!
* Unless you WANT to get clocked in the face, heh.
* ... anyway, enough screwing around.
* We gotta find a way outta here.
* Ummm... * Where is "here," anyway...?
* It doesn't matter! * YOU got us into this mess, YOU get us out!
* Lead the way, Kris!
* Huff... puff... * What, you wanna make it a race?
* Oh my god. Nevermind. * You walk WAY too slow.
* Oh my god. Nevermind. * You have NO idea where you're going.
* Hey, Kris. * There's someone up there waving at us.
* Any idea what they want...?
* R-run, Kris!
* Kris, down here!
* Oh, you're not dead. * Sweet.
* Got any idea what the heck this place is?
* ... me neither.
* Wonder if there's anyone in that building up there...?
* (It looks like a shop, but the door is locked, and no one's inside...)
* (It's locked.)
* Maybe this place is an abandoned theme park?
* Wait, where are the rides, then...?
* Maybe they abandoned it 'cause there weren't any.
* In front of you, a castle looms beneath the empty town.
* A black geyser emerges from it, piercing endlessly into the sky.
* The power of this place shines within you.
* A castle...?
* Why the hell is there a castle inside a supply closet...?
Welcome, heroes...!
* Who's there!?
Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy.
Please come forward, both of you...
* Welcome. * I am the Prince of this Kingdom...
* The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS.
* Kris, Susie... * There is a LEGEND in this land.
* A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive,
* And fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.
* Please, Heroes... * Listen to my tale...
#Listen
* Very well then...
* Umm, r-really? * Are you sure? * It's fairly important.
* And... um, in my opinion, it's a really nice PROPHECY!
* I think you'd quite like it!
* Phew! * Um, very well then...
Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shadows.
It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.
It was a LEGEND of DARK.
This is the legend of DELTA RUNE
For millenia, LIGHT and DARK have lived in balance,
Bringing peace to the WORLD.
But if this harmony were to shatter...
A terrible calamity would occur.
The sky will run black with terror
And the land will crack with fear.
Then, her heart pounding...
The EARTH will draw her final breath.
Only then, shining with hope...
Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge.
A HUMAN,
A MONSTER,
And a PRINCE FROM THE DARK.
Only they can seal the fountains
And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the WORLD saved from destruction.
Today, the FOUNTAIN OF DARKNESS-
The geyser that gives this land form-
Stands tall at the center of the kingdom.
But recently, another fountain has appeared on the horizon...
And with it, the balance of LIGHT and DARK begins to shift...
#We know it#Already
* ... really? * You've heard it already?
* Oh... Perhaps I shouldn't have rehearsed it so much...
* Look, dude, we didn't come here for a bedtime story.
* Just tell us how to get home.
* Ummm, the easiest way would be to seal the Eastern FOUNTAIN.
* Fountain?
* You mean, uh, like the water bubbler or something?
* THE fountain. * That which gives the DARK WORLD form.
* ... umm, are you sure you actually know the legend?
* Look.
* No.
* But I think I've got enough info.
* See you two later.
* W-wait! * Let me at least tell you how to...
* Kris, Susie... * Thank you for listening to my long tale.
* I deeply believe you two are the HEROES of the LEGEND.
* That despite whatever enemies you may face...
* ... You two have the COURAGE to SAVE THE WORLD.
* DELTA WARRIORS! * Please, won't you accept your destiny...?
* Uhhh... * Nah.
* W... what?
* Me? * Some kind of hero or something...?
* You've got the wrong person.
* B-but Susie, without you, the... * The world will...
* So what? * If the world gets destroyed...
* It's none of my damn business.
* Might even be kind of fun, honestly.
* Anyway, Kris...
* If YOU wanna play pretend with this weirdo...
* Stick around.
* I'M going to find a way out of here.
* Susie... * Wait!
* Ho ho ho!
* The heroes are already running away...
* And they didn't even know I was here.
* My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!
* Who the hell are you!?
* I'm...!
* Ho ho ho! * One nerd down, two to go!
* The bad guy.
* You CLOWNS want to seal our DARK FOUNTAIN, huh!?
* And - STILL picturing you guys as CLOWNS -
* Save the world from ETERNAL DARKNESS, huh!?
* Eh.
* Don't try to deny it...!
* We both know you'll go EAST!
* It's your only way home!
* But, I, LANCER, won't let you go there!
* And I've got a flawless two step plan to ensure it.
* Step one. * I thrash you.
* Step two. * You lose!
* Hmm. Nice plan, kid.
* R-really...?
* Yeah, actually...
* Mind if we use it on you instead?
* "Bad guy?"
* You know. * Teardrop-headed kid. * From the legend?
* Aw boy. * This is gonna be hard to explain.
* Umm... * I could help explain it...!
* Stay out of this, kindboy!
* No! * I'll protect the heroes with my life!
* Actually, can you hold off? * I wanna hear this kid.
* OK, so, long story short. * You guys are heroes.
* You wanna go EAST, and seal our DARK FOUNTAIN.
* That'll stop darkness from covering the world.
* We, on the other hand, don't want that, because:
* It would rule, and be great.
* Wait, why DO we want to stop that?
* Uhh, I dunno... * I guess I could go ask my dad?
* I could tell you!
* We GOT this.
* So the POINT is, you wanna fight us?
* Correct-a-mundo!
* NOW you're telling me something I understand.
* Lancer busts in!
* LANCER - AT 7 DF 1 * Not to call a spade a spade, but he's a spade.
* Not old enough to ride a motorcycle, so he set his bike on fire.
Halt, clowns! This bike is fueled by victory!!!
* Dunno how I got an ax but, like, that's cool.
* You tell Lancer to watch out for Susie's attack. * He readies himself.
I love to get thrashed... Just kidding! That's you!!
* Lancer's riding it out.
* You tell Lancer you can't tell the difference between his clothes and his body.
* He seems flattered... * His ATTACK POWER went down!
Oh! You make my feelings do wheelies! Sweet wheelys
* You try to compliment LANCER again...
* But he sees it as insincere. * His ATTACK POWER goes back up!
Did you not realize I can mask my self- esteem levels?
* You compliment LANCER. * He gets confused as to your sincerity.
* Instead of going up or down, his ATTACK power goes sideways...?
Stop!! My personality's getting too deep!!!
* You say some kind words. * Lancer absorbs them into his skin.
So what are you guys doing after this???
* Lancer is thinking about chips.
* Lancer's motorcycle is actually just a bike that's on fire.
Hohoho!!! I'm the bad guy!
* Lancer switches gears randomly to appear competent.
* Lancer revs viciously.
* Lancer laughs at the idea he would need your help!
Wait! Wait a second!
My bike's running out of fuel...!
Alright, you punk- a-roos!
You had the luck of the draw this time, but...
Next time, the losers will be YOU!!!
Hahaha!!! Bye, losers!!
I gotta get home before dinner!!!
* Are you two OK...?
* Um, allow me to introduce myself more properly, I am...
* Jeez, can you take off that hood?
* I can barely hear you under there.
* U-ummm, alright...
* Hello everyone. * I'm Ralsei.
* Kris, Susie... * It's ever so wonderful to meet you!
* I'm certain we're going to become great friends, and,
* Best way to leave is East, right?
* Yes! * That's where we'll...
* Got it.
* See ya at school, Kris.
* Umm...
* I suppose it's just the two of us, then...
* Kris, I'm a PRINCE, but...
* I, um, currently don't have any subjects.
* I've been waiting alone here...
* Um... My whole life for you two to arrive.
* So... * I'm really happy to meet you.
* I hope we can be good friends, Kris.
* Let's try to find Susie. * She must be to the southeast.
* You can lead the way, Kris!
* Hey, Kris, I really think we should catch up with Susie.
* We can come back here after our adventure is over...
* ... and then I can bake you a yummy cake!
* Kris, perhaps we should save the world first...?
* It seems a bit important.
* Come to think of it, how did Lancer get up there...?
* I suppose he rode his bike up the side of the cliff...?
* Ralsei, the lonely prince, is now your ally.
* The power of fluffy boys shines within you.
* Oh, Kris! * It's the training dummy I made!
* Now seems like a great chance to prepare for the enemy.
* Would you like me to teach you how to fight?
#Don't
* OK! * Get ready, Kris!
* Right, you already fought Lancer, didn't you...?
* I was so excited to teach you, I absolutely blanked!
* ... B-but, um... * Just in case you forgot anything...
* Here! * I made a Manual for you and Susie!
* Press
to open the menu and use it in your ITEMS.
* (You got the Manual.)
* Skip
* See that HEART, Kris?
* That's your SOUL, the culmination of your being!
* Within, it holds your WILL... your COMPASSION...
* ... and the FATE of the world.
* If it gets hit, you and your friends will lose HP.
* If everyone's HP reaches 0, we'll lose the battle.
* So, please take care to avoid the enemy's attack.
* Ready? * Let's try dodging!
* That's DEFENDING, Kris. * You'll recover TP and take less damage.
* You should learn to ATTACK first, though.
* Gee, Kris! * You sure are good at defending!
* I'm not attacking, you, though, so... * No need to defend!
* Ummm... * Kris?
* There are no bullets, and you can't use TP...
* So, umm, maybe you could stop defending?
* Ouch, it's OK, Kris! You're still learning!
* Great job, Kris! * You're a natural!
* Anyhow, after the enemy attacks, it's our turn, Kris!
* First, I'll teach you how to FIGHT (\I0 ).
* Though FIGHTing is unnecessary in this world...
* There's no harm in a thorough lesson!
* Let's try FIGHTing! (\I0 )
* DUMMY - AT 0 DF 0 * Cotton heart and button eye * Looks just like a fluffy guy.
* W-wow, Kris! * That was an amazing attack!
* Have you done this before or something...?
* Good job, Kris! * By the way, you'll do more damage...
* Pressing
when the cursor enters the box on the left!
* Kris! * You did it!!!
* (I was really just about at my limit...)
* OK, next let's try DEFENDING. (\I1 )
* Simply (\I1 ), and the enemy's attack will hurt you less...
* Not only that, but you'll also gather TP!
* (Watch the orange big bar on the left! I'll explain it next!)
* Let's try DEFENDing! (\I1 )
* Great job, Kris! * Now that you've gathered TP -
* How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs?
* Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED.
* Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it...
* It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully!
* Let's try SPELLs! (\I2 )
Spare#TIRED foe
SPARE a tired enemy by putting them to sleep.
(Tired)
* ...cast PACIFY!
* If you had, um, hit the enemy, it'd be TIRED now.
* In that case, we use my PACIFY spell on it...
* Oh, Kris, you found an ITEM?
* I figured ITEMs are self-explanatory, so...
* Let's skip over them for now, OK?
* You really want to learn about ITEMS, Kris...?
* OK, I'll teach you!
* Errm...
* You use them, and something happens.
* ... is that sufficient?
* Yes, haha, that ITEM is very pretty, isn't it?
* I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Kris...!
* Kris, we can find lots more ITEMs on our journey!
* Which, will continue... after this tutorial.
* Kris, please ask me to do a spell.
* Kris, wouldn't you rather learn about SPELLs?
* Kris, do you... know what a SPELL is?
* Can humans not even ASK people to use them...?
* Kris, what if you just give me a hand sign?
* Ummm, if this is too difficult...
* Let's move to the next lesson, OK?
* Great, Kris! A healing spell works too!
* Remember when you HUGGED the dummy by \I3 ing on it?
* Because of that, its name turned YELLOW!
* Now by using the SPARE (\I4 ) command, you can win!
* Great, Kris! If it was TIRED we would have won!
* Great, Kris! We would have won the battle by now!
* Now I have just a little more to teach you!
* \I3 ing! Through this, even the most violent enemies...
* Can be defeated through various \I3 s of kindness!
* Kris, though it's just a dummy, why not give it a HUG?
* Let's ACT! (\I3 )
* Er, sorry, it kind of looks like me...
* I've been alone, so I didn't have anyone to model it after...
* Kris, since it's me, please be kind to it, OK?
* You hug the DUMMY.
* Aww, that's great, Kris!
* Each enemy has different ACTs that satisfy them.
* When an enemy is satisfied, its name turns YELLOW.
* When that happens, you can defeat it by SPARING (\I4 ) it!
* If we SPARE all the enemies we meet, we'll never have to FIGHT!
* How caring, Kris!
* That's great, Kris! * Just one hug is enough, though!
* Kris, you don't need to hug it anymore.
* Huh...? Kris, you'd rather hug it out than fight?
* You know what, that's fine! We don't need to fight!
* (Watch the orange big bar on the left! I'll explain it next!
* You hug RALSEI.
* K... Kris!?
* Ummm, I don't think, um...
* This is what you're supposed to be doing.
* ... but...
* Are you trying, to, um...
* Ask me to give you a tutorial on hugging...?
* Ummm, I've never hugged anyone before...
* (Besides the dummy, to test it out,)
* So I don't know anything about it, sorry...
* I suppose you're the one teaching me, haha!
* Let's SPARE! (\I4 )
* ...spared ~2!
* Ah, Kris, don't worry about that command yet!
* You're really merciful, aren't you, Kris?
* Kris, you are aware it's just a dummy, right...?
* Kris, since you SPARED an enemy after ACTING,
* You would have won in a real battle, but, um...
* Don't you want to learn other things, first?
* I see... Then, perhaps we can just end here.
* You know how to win peacefully, so...
* That's good enough for me!
* Kris, if you didn't notice, when you DEFENDED before -
* The big orange TP bar on the left filled up a bit!
* Ummm... Kris? * You don't need to hit it anymore.
* I already know you're great at attacking!
* U-umm, Kris... H-How do I put this...?
* Kris, seeing you, um, attack an effigy of myself...
* ... Kris, are you trying to say something?
* Ah, Kris... I... um, I think I understand.
* W-well, if... during our adventure,
* ... if you want to hit me, that's OK, too!
* Oh, sorry, Kris! * I forgot to mention! * When you're ATTACKing...
again when the cursor goes in the box!
* It's OK, Kris! * You'll get it! * Try again!
* Ummm... you can press
a lot, if it helps!
* Kris... * Please try to press
.
* Ummm, Kris? * Can you see the white rectangle?
* You know rectangles? * They're like messed-up squares?
* Umm, perhaps we should try something else?
* Great job, Kris! * That'd be the end in a real battle!
* I'm really happy I had the chance to teach you, Kris!
* Kris, I think I've, um, perhaps...
* Reached the limits of what I can teach you today.
* Let's go find Susie.
* Kris, I don't mean to interrupt, but...
* You're going to break the dummy at this rate.
* I suppose we'll have to stop here for now.
* Ralsei looks on expectedly.
* What?
* Oh, that was fun! * You're a wonderful student, Kris!
* ... and, er, in case you ever need a refresher, I...
* Here! * I wrote a Manual for you and Susie!
* (You tried to read the manual, but it was so dense it made your head spin...)
* Sorry, Kris. I'll try to be a better teacher next time.
* ... Actually, umm, if you prefer to read, instead...
* (You tossed the Manual hard.) * (Its pages scatter in the wind.)
* ..............
* Umm... * Th-that's OK, Kris! * I can always...
* I'll just make a better one next time!
* (You drop the manual on the floor with a resounding thud.)
* Hey, Kris. * What are you doing...?
* Oh no! * Is that the manual?
* Looks like you accidentally dropped it...
* Here you go, Kris! * You don't wanna lose that!
* (You got the Manual.) * (Again.)
* Er, Kris, you know you can hold ...to run...?
#I know
#Really!?
* Right! * You'll move faster by holding ...
* And I'll be right behind you, so don't worry!
* ... Unless you want to get away, in which case, sorry.
* Really? * And yet you choose not to...?
* Right, who knows how long these leisurely days will last...
* There's nothing wrong with taking your time, Kris.
* Umm, Kris, did you know...
* ... You can skip text by pressing
?
* ... Really? * So you've just been...
* Listening to me talk, because you wanted to?
* I'll try to make it worth your while, Kris!
* Right! In the case you read very quickly.
* Or you're tired of what's being said.
* ... No need to skip my text, right, Kris?
* (It's just a dummy.)
* Oh my! * The Great Door is opened?!
* No wonder Lancer was able to come through...
* Kris, once we pass through this door...
* Our adventure will really begin.
* A journey foretold exactly by the prophecy...
* But, Kris, I believe YOUR choices are important, too.
* This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris.
* In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference.
* So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing.
* If we can manage to do that...
* I believe this tale may have a happy ending.
* Otherwise, I fear that...
* ... you may not... find the result favorable.
* ... Oh, I'm sorry! Is that too much to ask?
#I can#handle it
#.....#
* Kris, I knew you were a hero the moment I saw you.
* Let's try our best, alright?
* O-oh, I'm sorry!
* Kris, in the end, what you choose is up to you.
* As long as you're happy with it, I'm happy too.
* So just try your best, and don't worry!
* With the door closed behind you, your adventure will truly begin...
* The power of adventure shines within you.
* The door is still closed.
* The power of backtracking shines within you.
* (Enemies ahead! You're gonna die!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* Rudinn drew near!
* RUDINN - AT 6 DF 0 * This ambivalent diamond isn't any girl's best friend.
Face my Diamond Cutter!
* Smells like jewelry.
* You told Rudinn to quit fighting. * It was utterly swayed.
Yeah I guess that makes sense.
* Rudinn is glimmering plainly.
* Rudinn has no strong opinions one way or the other.
* Rudinn thinks about elaborate stones.
* Rudinn dislikes its boss, but doesn't care enough to quit.
* (If you're reading this... I guess you're dead.) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* (Hey, don't read this sign! It's a work in progress!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* Ho ho ho... if it isn't my two favorite people.
* Psyche! * You guys aren't even in my top five!!
* Lancer! * Where's Susie?
* You mean the purple girl...? * Ho ho ho...
* You fools! * You're too late to stop me...!
* What did you do?
* Hahaha.. It was SO simple!
* She beat me up, so I ran away...!
* That's a bit anticlimatic...
* So, are you just going to stand there?
* I thought you would at least run to the right...
* Why!? The purple girl's over there!
* (These types of trees DON'T contain an item that can heal you.)
* (Whatever you do, DON'T check the tree and use
to open your menu!)
* (You got it!?) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* (There are two objects hanging from the tree.)
* (Take one?)
* (You got the Dark Candy.)
* (You can't carry any more.)
* (You decided to let the tree keep it.)
* (There's a candy hanging from the tree.)
* (There's nothing hanging low enough to take.)
* Hey, if you head that way, my troops will thrash you.
* Is that a threat?
* I prefer to think of it as an invitation.
* Hey, aren't you guys gonna even say hi!?
* Um, no.
* Cool. * Enjoy being thrashed by various guys.
* Oh, you came back.
* If we say hi, will your troops NOT thrash us?
* Ralsei, Ralsei, Ralsei...
* The thrashing is what makes our relationship work.
* What relationship!?
* A necklace of Rudinns blocks your path.
* You lectured the enemies on the importance of kindness.
* The enemies became TIRED...
(Yawn)... What? OK...
Long live the guy who pays us!
Shine, shine
I'm just a normal person.
* Rudinn is starting to fall asleep.
* Rudinn's luster begins to fade.
* Rudinn is alright with not fighting.
Alright, you convinced me!!
* Mama miba! I'm TOPCHEF! * My latest cake worked me to exhaustion!
* So I took a little nap... * But, Mama miba! * A scary noise woke me up!
* A beast was hunched on the table, eating the cake like an animal!
* I spritzed it with water, and it hissed and ran off! * But, my wonderful cake is...
* Aww, Kris, that sounds like Susie! We must be going the right way!
* Let's try to keep her out of any more trouble!
* M-M-Mama miba! M-M-Mama SHIBA! * You know that beast!? * Please don't come back...
* Mama miba! Mom AMOEBA! * Y-You're the beast that ate my cake!
* Yeah? So? Want me to spit it back out?
* N-no, that's quite fine...
* Ya sure? 'd probably make it better.
* Why are you looking at me like that!?
* I don't trust anyone that won't eat my spit.
* ... So you don't trust anyone?
* Yeah.
* (Take a piece?)
* (The remains of the cake are still smoldering...)
* (The Broken Cake was added to your KEY ITEMS.)
* (You decided putting cake in your pockets is a bad idea.)
* Rudinn and Hathy blocked the way!
* Hathy smiled a darling smile.
* Hathy is whispering a lovely spell.
* Hathy has a little secret.
* Smells like a soft kiss.
* You and Ralsei warned Hathy about Susie. * The enemy went on guard.
* You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard.
(Warned)
* You ordered Susie to flatter all the enemies!
* Can't believe my bozo teammates...
* ... came back here just to see YOU guys.
* ... wanted to fight someone like YOU so much.
* ... have a THING for weaklings like you.
X-Flatter
* HATHY - AT 7 DF 0 * I am a little kiss.
* You told Hathy it has cool tentacles. * It began to think about this...
* You called Hathy a sweetheart. * It began to think about this...
* You told Hathy its teeth look like knives. * It began to think about this...
* You ordered Ralsei to flatter all the enemies!
* Out of anyone, I'm glad we randomly encountered all of you.
* I'm making tea later... * Umm, would you like any?
* We don't need EXP. * Just encountering your smile is reward enough.
* Hathy's beat slows.
* Hathy's beat seems to stutter.
* Hathy is skipping beats.
* Where'd you get it? * Heh heh heh heh.
* (Umm, Kris, maybe Susie shouldn't ACT anymore...)
* H-hey, what gives!?
* (Wow, that was close, Kris...)
* (Maybe Susie shouldn't ACT anymore...)
* Check the clock. * In order to solve this puzzle, you'll have to hurry.
* (Behold, the Maze of Death! * Prepare to GET LOST, clowns!!!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* (Feeling lost yet!? You must be UTTERLY HELPLESS among these twists and turns!)
* (Your sense of direction won't save you now!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* (It's some sort of enemy... looks like they got clobbered.)
* (Hey, wait!! Where am I!? Help! Somebody help! I'm lost!!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* (You opened the treasure chest.) * (Inside was ...)
* (You put ...in your ~2.)
* That ribbon is ARMOR, Kris! * It increases defense.
* Why don't you try wearing it in the EQUIPMENT menu?
* I think it'd look great on you!
* K... Kris? * You're giving it to me...?
* Well? * Does it look pretty...?
* ... Do I look pretty, Susie?
* Leave me out of this.
* You didn't answer the question~
* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
* (But you were carrying too many ...)
* W-woah! Wait a minute! Even if you're my enemy, I've got to warn you!
* A purple beast is roaming, clobbering anyone who dares block her way...!
* (Sob...) We don't even like fighting... th-the King left us no choice...
* O-oh... Kris, we need to stop Susie, quick...!
* Hey, why aren't you afraid...?
* AHHHHHHHHHHH!! * It's that purple beast!!!
* Woah, nice cheer. * Look, Kris, I've got fans.
* AHHHHHHHHHH- * Okay, I'm outta breath.
* (Oh, it's just this way.) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* (Hey, don't look! This sign's private!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* Ho ho ho! * Somehow, you survived the maze!
* But don't count your blessings before they hatch...!
* Let's see how you fare against THIS team!
* Three Hathys blocked the way!
* Hey, why aren't you guys thrashed?! You're totally outnumbered!
* You made a team purely of SUPPORT ENEMIES.
* Their bullet patterns aren't balanced at all.
* It's like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk.
* And that's, um... * Unusual, somehow?
* Why don't we talk about this AFTER the battle?
* Great job, Kris! * We earned ...EXP and ~2 D$!
* Sweet! * How much do I get?
* You... lost, Lancer. * You don't get any.
* Oh.
* Can I have some of yours?
* No!
* Fine! * Later, losers!
* Sup.
* I thought you were running away.
* Yeah, I finished.
* Ugh, open up you stupid door!
* Oh, great. * It's YOU GUYS.
* Susie! * We were ever so worried about you!
* ... um, how'd you get past those spikes before?
* Walked through 'em.
* But this door... * Sucks.
* Aww, don't worry, Susie!
* It'll open after we solve the puzzle over there!
* Nice. * Tell me when you finish it.
* Uh, Susie. * We need YOU to finish it.
* Sometimes, proceeding will take all 3 of us.
* Furthermore, only Kris can seal the DARK FOUNTAIN...
* So if you don't accompany us, you won't make it home!
* So you're saying I HAVE to stick with you guys.
* Yep!
* Let's just get this over with.
* Yahoo! Susie's back on the team! * Cue the fanfare!
* Susie joined the party!
* Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated!
* (Sounded like a door opened.)
* Kris, um, you didn't forget, did you...?
* That you can run by holding
* Ummm, Kris, I think we might be missing something.
* Maybe we should try going to the next room?
* Hey Kris, if you need help with a puzzle...
* Feel free to ask me anytime, OK?
* And if you need help from me... * You're screwed.
* Oh my god. * AGAIN?
* WHY is Kris the leader of the party again?
* Susie! K-Kris is doing their best to use
to RUN!
* (Oh, Kris! I just realized Susie missed the tutorial!)
* (Next battle, we should show her how to ACT!)
* (I think she might really enjoy that!)
* (Oh, Kris! Susie never got a tutorial either!)
* C. Round attacked violently! * (You recall Ralsei's advice to include Susie in an ACT.)
* You warned C.Round about Susie. * It seems barely cognizant of what that means.
* Hey, wait. * Why the hell are you giving the ENEMY advice?
* Umm, so we don't accidentally hurt it...?
* HURTING IT's the point, you MORON.
* It attacked us. * So it dies. * Simple, right?
* B-but Susie, what if the enemy might be, um, nice?
* Okay, yeah, there's a word for that.
* Oh? * What is it?
* Striking first.
* C.ROUND - AT 1 DF 0 * Despite appearances, it's trying its best to defeat you.
* You ordered Susie to flatter the enemy!
* ... what? Why the HELL would I do that?
* IT attacked US. * Let's smash it before it moves.
* Aww, look, Susie! * It seems harmless!
* If you act nice, we might win without hurting it!
* ... okay, okay.
* Hey, little guy.
* I really like the ax in your face.
* C.Round continues to act extremely violent.
* (Umm, Kris, maybe I should talk to her...)
* Urgh, you IDIOTS! * It got away!
* (M-maybe I should talk to her...)
* (Heheheheh!!! I sneaked by and made a sign!!) * (SIGNED, LANCER)
* Um, Susie, I suppose you missed what I said earlier...
* As heroes, we have the power to make a peaceful future.
* So, from now on, let's try to avoid FIGHTing, OK?
* Umm, what if you just took it easy on them...?
* If you weaken an enemy, I can use my PACIFY spell.
* Which, can put exhausted people to sleep!
* Yawn... yeah, you talking is already doing that.
* Well, um, just think about it!
* (We might have to WARN enemies about her, Kris...)
* Hey. * Hey kid.
* ... ya wanna buy a tutorial?
* It's only 50 Dark Dollars.
#Buy
* HA! HA! Did I say FIFTY!? * Well, we just went on sale! * TWENTY! TWENTY Dark Dollars!
* R-really!? * You'll really buy it!?
* Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners!
* Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and...
* YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!?
* Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...!
* You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out.
* C'mon this way.
* ONE!!! ONLY ONE DOLLAR!!! * PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! * I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
* R-really!? * You changed your mind!?
* F-Finally!
* YOU DON'T HAVE A DOLLAR!?
* Er, excuse me, Sir. * I think I have a dollar.
* ... is it Dark?
* Umm, yes?
* Heheh, perfect! * Right this way, gentleners!
* We're sorry. * We're normally puzzle guys, but...
* We've been forced to do TUTORIALS just to make ends meet.
* When the KING got power, he fired everyone and replaced all puzzle makers with HIM...
* ROUXLS KAARD... * Lord of the Puzzles... * Be careful...!
* Susie, the violet tormentor, is now your ally.
* The power of mean girls shines within you.
* Susie, the violet tormentor, left your party immediately.
* The power of mean girls does not shine within you.
* I'm TP Master. * Ask me about TP's.
#What's TP?
#Secret
Gaining TP
* You get TP when you DEFEND. * Protect yourself, then cast SPELLs, friend.
* You also get TP by getting close to bullets.
* Look for the heart outline when you get close to bullets.
* You rhymed "bullets" with "bullets."
* B-because it's important!
* You rhymed "bullets" with "bullets"...?
* TP? What's TP? * That's what lets you cast SPELLS, see!?
* When you see that orange bar, * Cast some SPELLS when it's filled up far.
* TP...! It's quite a caper! * TP! Stands for... * ... Toilet Paper!
* ... no, it stands for Tension Points.
* What, really!?
* TP only lasts, inside a fight. * Once you win, it's out of sight.
* Having extra, feels unbearable. * No point in saving, it's straight-up terrible.
* But leftover TP turns into extra money at the end of battle...
* You mean I only should have been using one square!?
* Later, kid.
* I'm Ralsei Master. * Ask me about RALSEI's.
#Pacify
#Healing
* Ralsei's spell's called PACIFY. * Use it on BABIES, before they CRY.
* What? It safely removes a "TIRED" enemy from combat.
* What if you're fighting a BABY!?
* Ralsei loves when you give us MONEY.
* He will hug you, and call you HONEY.
* Hey, that's not true!
* You don't need money to get me to do that!
* Ralsei has a spell that HEALS, dude.
* Why use that, when you can eat FOOD?
* Because you won't have to use up an ITEM?
* I could have avoided all those empty calories!?
* I'm Susie Master. * Ask me about SUSIE's.
#Warning
#Attack
* When KRIS uses WARNING, SUSIE can't hit. * So make sure to -
* So there's no reason to use it.
* Unless... * Unless you wanted not to hurt -
* SO THERE'S NO REASON.
* Susie loves, when you give us MONEY. * She will -
* Nope, don't care.
* Did I say something funny!?
* Susie always attacks, the foe on top.
* She'll smash them, with a crushing chop.
* She always strikes, at the first thing she sees...
* Oh no, oh no! * She's looking at ME!
* Susie's gone, I'm afraid, I'm afreet.
*Seems like WARNING is obsolete.
* The days of WARNing, have long since past.
* The circumstances, changed pretty fast.
* Susie's gone, so no attack.
* Will you two pick up the slack?
* Susie's BUSTER, RUDE as may be...
* Will deal more damage, if you just press ...
* Susie's gone, so no facts.
* Will you two pick up the slackts?
* SUSIE seems to have changed, just a hair.
* That kind of growth is actually rare.
* I'm Kris Master. * Ask me about KRIS's.
#Reviving
#Acting
* When HP goes negative, your friends fall down
* But bringing them back, is easy-town
* Plain foods and spells, work like a charm -
* And with a MINT, you can cure all HARM.
* Even normal items and spells can revive people, huh?
* Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
* It's a good idea, to give us BUCKs.
* It'll make you happy, and fill you with LUCKs.
* Over there, is our DONATION HOLE.
* We had a BOX, but it got STOLE.
* If you only ACT, you might start to think -
* What about the guy with the scarf in pink?
* If you know ACTing will make the enemy friendly -
* Then you can ask me to SPARE on the SAME TURN.
* Or, cast PACIFY if you know they'll get TIRED.
* If you plan ahead, a lot can happen in ONE TURN!
* Hey, who's the MASTER here, me or you!?
* "Hole Goals"
$1 - Monthly tutorial, weekly. $10 - Weekly tutorial, monthly. $100 - Stop making tutorials.
* The KING didn't even give us severance pay...
* His son just gave us all beanies... * Itchy beanies...
* "Donation Hole"
* (If you like our tutorials, please throw your money into a hole.)
#Throw $1
#Do not
* (You put a dollar in the "Hole.")
* (The "Hole" became "Full.")
* (The hole is filled to the brim with cash.)
* (You don't have enough money.)
* (You failed to budget enough money to throw into a hole...)
* (You decided to save the dollar for a different hole.)
* Hee hee... * Welcome, travellers.
Don't have anything better to do.
About yourself
* The name's Seam. * Pronounced "Shawm."
* And this is my little Seap. * Ha ha ha ha...
* Over the years, I've collected odds and ends.
* 'Course, I've no attachment to any of it. * It's just a hobby of mine.
* Around here, you learn to find ways to pass the time... * ... or go mad like everyone else.
* Long ago, the Darkners lived in harmony with the Lightners.
* They were like Gods to us. * Our protectors. * Our creators. * Those who gave us purpose...
* Then, one day we were all locked away in this prison... * And the Lightners never returned.
* Embittered, the King took up arms, and aims to take revenge upon the Lightners that left us behind.
* 'Course, even among his troops, some still distantly hope the Lightners will return...
* Historically, this land was ruled by the Four Kings, from CARD CASTLE to the East.
* But, recently, a strange knight appeared... * And three of the kings were locked away.
* The remaining king put him and his strange son into power.
* This land hasn't seen THIS much chaos since...
* Ha ha ha... * Well, you don't need to know about THAT.
We're legendary
* Ha ha ha ... * So you are the "heroes" who are going to seal our Fountain?
* Ha, good luck. * It makes no difference to me.
* Neither Light nor Dark hold a future for a Darkner in my condition.
Strange Prisoner
* Eh...? What are you talking about...? A prisoner with an odd manner...?
* ... No, you couldn't possibly be talking about HIM...?
* ... I see. * After all the trouble I went through to lock him up, you want to release him?
* Hmm, now that you mention it, it could be troublesome if he was left alone...
* Yes, perhaps it's better if you Heroes dealt with him now...?
* After all, it's not as if whatever happens, will matter in the end.
* Perhaps a little chaos might be fun.
* So then, take this.
* (BROKEN KEY A was added to your KEY ITEMS.)
* If you're so driven, find the other two pieces, and get someone to fix them.
* I'll even give you a hint - Walk where the stars don't shine.
* Anyhow, if you succeed, come back here and tell me! Good luck!!
* If you can call THIS luck... No, it's more like a curse...!
* Trouble opening the door...?
* Ha ha ha, well, whether you can or not, it doesn't matter to me.
* But here's a hint - walk where the stars don't shine.
* You already opened the door...?
* Ha ha ha... I almost wish I could watch! Tell me what happens!
* Ha ha ha... though, I suppose if you don't come back, I'll understand, too!
About JEVIL
* He... was a funny little man. Once, the court jester. I, the court magician.
* A friend...? Could I consider him a friend...? Perhaps, perhaps not.
* But he was the only one who matched me in the games we used to play.
* One day, he met a strange someone... and since then, he began to change.
* He started saying bizarre things that didn't completely make sense -
* But didn't completely not make sense, either.
* Soon, he began to see the world as a game, and everyone as its participants.
* As the court mage, and his only companion, I was forced to lock him away...
* Or, rather, lock US all away, in his own words.
* Since that time, the strange words he's said have stuck inside my cotton...
* And my view of this world has become darker, yet darker.
* Reflecting on these old memories, I think, perhaps - I miss playing games with him.
* And I wonder, if I hadn't been asked to lock him up...
* Would I have found a little more purpose in my life...?
* Take your time... * Ain't like it's better spent.
Sell Items
Sell Weapons
Sell Armor
You don't have anything!
Alright, give me an ITEM.
What WEAPON will you give me?
What ARMOR will you give me?
Thanks for that.
No?
Y'think I WANT that?
That's nothing.
Sell it for
What do you like to buy?
* (Store to the left.) * (Come on in and buy something...)
* (Or don't.)
ITEM#Star-shape#candy that#heals 40HP
ITEM#Mysterious#hamburger#heals 70HP
ARMOR#Defensive#charm
WEAPON#Black-and#orange
What, not good enough?
Not enough money.
You're carrying too much.
/*
Buy it for
What kind of junk you got?
That's it for that.
Space:
NO SPACE
We Won
* You defeated him!? You REALLY defeated him!?
* I see... perhaps you three may truly be "Heroes" after all...
* But JEVIL was just a taste of what you'll face from now on.
* One day soon...
* You too, will begin to realize the futility of your actions.
* Ha ha ha...
* At that time, feel free to come back here. * I'll make you tea...
* And we can toast... to the end of the world!
* See you again... * Or not. * Ha ha ha ha...
* (It's a lone doorframe.) * (But for some reason, you can't see through it...)
* Well, flip my flapjacks!
* The CLOWNS are back in TOWN!
* Well, bad news! * Since you last saw me several minutes ago...
* I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you!
* Not even the purple girl can stop me now!!
* Ho ho ho!!! * Are you ready to be...
* Stop. * Stop talking.
"Ho ho ho?"
* What is that. * Why are you saying that.
* It's my evil laugh! * Scary, right!?
* You sound like baby Santa Claus.
* ... * Uh, you mean, like, in a badass way...?
* Shut up.
* You REALLY think you know how to be SCARY?
* W... well... * I...
* Wrong.
* Man, wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off.
* Face it. * You wouldn't know SCARY...
* If it picked you up and bit your face off.
* Th-that's not true...
* Oh, really?
* Then why don't we PROVE IT?
* We'll start with the part...
* Where your face gets bit off.
* AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
* Ohhhhh, OK. * I get it!
* Thank you, purple girl!
* ... What?
* Thanks! * It was kind of you!
* To teach me how to be scary! * With an evil laugh!
* Hey, I wasn't...
* And now...!
* You're going to be thrashed!
* Merry Christmas!
* (I guess that's KIND OF an improvement...)
* A board of Jigsawrys blocked the way!
* You and Ralsei warned Rudinn about Susie. * The enemy went on guard...
* You and Ralsei warned Jigsawry about Susie. * The enemy went on guard...
You kidding? I can't quit. Stopping you is my job!
* Really? * What do you spend your money on?
I'm a normal person.
I spend all my money on RENT and MYSTIC GEMs.
* (Kris, let's try CONVINCING them again...)
F... Fighting? I love fighting...
I always wanted a friend just like you.
I... I have a rent payment to make...
P... Put up your d-dukes, bubbo...
* Jigsawry is wishing it could quit its job.
* Smells like cardboard.
* JIGSAWRY - AT 5 DF 0 * This mousenary is only fighting to make ends meet...
H... hurting people is cool..
* You barely lifted a finger, and...
... well, if we HAVE to be friends...
Of course I'll be your friend!
Alright! You win! Let's be friends!
Friends? I was thinking the same thing!
We're friends now, la la~
* Jigsawry is pretending to march.
* Jigsawry is trying to calculate this month's rent.
* Jigsawry thought of its boss and felt afraid.
* Jigsawry looks happy about its life.
* Jigsawry looks exhausted.
WHADDA WORLD!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
BARRY!!! THEY GOT BARRY!!!
BARRY!! HANG IN THERE BARRY!
* Jigsawry's edges are fraying.
* Oh, look, Kris! * Another puzzle!
* Oh no.
* Let's read the instructions!
* H... Huh!? * The instructions are vandalized...!
* It says... "Thoust fools, thou will NEVER figure it out now!"
* Ruining instructions... That's definitely against the rules!
* Then it, um, says, "PS - I make my own Rules. - RK"
* Well, that explains that.
* Why don't we just climb over this spiked fence?
* Umm, because then we'd get impaled and die...?
* Cool, I'll work on that and you do the puzzle.
* Umm, try your best, Kris!
* It should be simple, Kris!
* Or you can, y'know, just use your hands.
* Don't look at ME, Kris. Puzzles are YOUR job.
* ... Along with everything else I don't wanna do.
* Press the boxes onto the switches with ...
* (Wait, who the hell is ...)
* (Can you REALLY not figure it out, Kris!?)
* Great job, Kris! * I think you're onto something!
* Hey Kris, give up whenever you feel like it.
* It's all good.
* Umm, Kris, I don't think that's...
* Kris, you can't solve it by stepping on the switch.
* You aren't a box, haha.
* Kris, don't listen to him. * You can be a box.
* I was a box for Halloween once.
* ... um, JUST a box?
* Well it's not like I can dress up as a goddamn monster.
* Wa-ho, you did it, Kris! * Great job!
* Damn, didn't get to impale myself.
* Oh well. * C'mon, chumps.
* Good job, Kris...!
* See, I used the box to break in the door. * Easy.
* (The puzzle description has been smashed and graffiti'd.)
* (... but the graffiti is written in overwrought gothic calligraphy...)
* (It won't move anymore.)
* Various guys appeared!
* ...cast HEAL PRAYER!
* (When you step into the light, you'll return to where you were before.)
* Ponman drew near!
* Ponman advances one step at a time.
* Ponman listens politely, despite having no ears.
* Ponman seems hypnotized by your idle animation.
* Ponman gazes enigmatically.
* Smells like a pawn shop.
* Ponman looks dilated.
* Ponman is sleeping soundly.
(Sleepy)
* You whispered goodnight to Ponman. * It fell asleep...
* Ralsei sang a soft and entrancing lullaby!
* PONMAN fell asleep! * The enemies became TIRED!
* PONMAN fell asleep! * SUSIE fell asleep! * The enemies became TIRED!
* The enemies became SLEEPY from Ralsei's lullaby!
* Ponman can't keep its eye open.
* PONMAN - AT 8 DF 0 * Its nucleus doubles as an eyespot.
* You and Ralsei warned Ponman about Susie. * The enemy went on guard...
(Weak)
* Ha ha ha... * So you've begun to cross the GREAT BOARD...
* The halfway point to our castle. * Hmm... impressive.
* So, it's a shame...
* You won't make it a step further!!!
* 'Cause my GUYS are about to smash you into blood!
* Lots of blood! * Splooshing blood! * Very gross and bad!
* Hey, purple girl, was that scarier?
* Why are you asking ME!?
* Because you're really cool at being terrifying!
* I wanna be as scary as you!
* You... * Want to be like ME?
* Yeah!!!
* Well, that's stupid.
* But, umm, the new laugh isn't as awful.
* And saying you'd turn us into blood is, uh, cool.
* ... what the hell is up with the bucket, though?
* It's to put the blood in.
* Yeah, I'm not, uh, supposed to make a mess.
* Anyway, thanks for your feedback! I'm really feeling scary!
* ... ummm, no problem, I guess. * Haha.
* ... so are your guys gonna attack us, or...
* ... Oh! * Yeah!
* ... I was so excited I forgot to bring any guys.
* But NEXT TIME, it'll be the END for--
* Hey, I've just been calling you guys CLOWNs...
* Does your team have an OFFICIAL NAME or something?
* Oh, Kris, we should come up with a name!
* No, we shouldn't.
* Then it's decided! * Everyone puts a name in the bucket!
* Well, that was weird.
* Alright, everyone's put in their entries!
* Blue person, you can choose.
* Since you look like you don't care.
#Crumpled#paper
LANCER#labelled#paper
Neat paper
* (You take the crumpled up piece of paper.)
* (You open it up.)
* OK!! * And your name is...!
* ... Hmm.
* I don't think I'm allowed to say this one.
* It's PRONOUNCED, "The $!$? Squad."
* Woah, I'm not allowed to say Tier-TWO swear words!
* Wow. You three's collective dad must be very cool.
* Er, could we PERHAPS consider a DIFFERENT name?
* Ralsei, you don't HAVE to be in our Squad.
* Yeah! How about I be in the Squad and YOU be the bad guy?
* Here. * Call up my dad.
* Tell him he has a new son.
* One that has to take a shower every time he reads a swear word.
* OK, fine! * We can keep the name! * I just won't say it.
* Haha, me too!
* See ya, losers! * It's shower time!
* (You take the paper with "LANCER" written on the outside.)
* (On the inside...) * (It also says "LANCER.")
* Wow, who did that one? * It's really good!
* Wait, why do YOU get to choose the name?
* Hey. * He didn't, Kris did.
* Yeah! * It doesn't matter who MAY have written it!
* Regardless, LANCER's going to meet absolute doom!
* ... this name feels weird, actually.
* Hmmm....
* I know! Let's call it the LANCER FAN CLUB for short!
* See you later, me!
* (You take the neatly folded piece of paper.)
* "The Legendary Heroes: The Herald of Fun and Friendship"
* Oh, oh! * That's mine!
* See, I think it's the perfect name...
* Because we're all friends: That like to have a lot of fun.
* Okay, first... jeez, that's a mouthful, dude.
* Second, what are our enemies gonna think?
* That we're gonna be BUDDIES with 'em?
* Let's change it to something SHORT! INTIMIDATING!
* Something PUNCHY! Something BAD-ASS!
* ... like what?
* Well, uh... * Y'know, for starters...
* How about... * JUST, uh...
* "The Fun Gang."
* Ya know, just, uh, concentrating on the "Fun" part.
* It's perfect!!!
* Well, see ya, Fun Gang!
* I've got to osmose my afternoon milk!
* The power of ...shines within you.
failing to name your team
The $!$? Squad
The Lancer Fan Club
The Fun Gang
* (Touching a wall slows your run.)
* Woah there, horsie. Ponmen're scary, but all'n they're doin' is following the King.
* Us on the Board used to have our own boss... those'n were peaceful times.
* But now, even the boss's been reduced to the King's peon...
* My name? Mr. Elegance.
* Haha, and these? These are my nostrils, not my eyes.
* ... can still see out of them, though.
* Fear not - we, unlike the simple Ponmen, possess FULL faculty over our actions.
* I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!
* Unless he asks me. * He's very scary, you see.
* What, you think you possess the power to topple that brute???
* Yes! Yes! I'm sure everyone will support you! Go for it!
* Just as long as I don't have to participate!
* Hmmm... Mr. Elegance has run off on some hellish errand...
* Huh? No, I didn't help out at all!!
* Why are or aren't you asking!?
* You did it! You ousted that rotten tyrant!
* I'll happily accept a bounty of credit for my contributions...
* ... Unless the King reappears, in which case -- I did nothing!
* Hohoho... * Well STEP on my BOOTS.
* If it isn't the
(name I'm not allowed to say).
Lancer Fan Club.
Friendly Fun Gang.
* You boys or girls had better turn back while you can.
* Lancer!!! * What is it this time!?
* Hohoho... * I'm simply warning you...!
* Something EXTREMELY dangerous is lying ahead!
* Hohoho! It's actually really inconvenient!
* Ha! I can't go home at all because I'm so scared!
* Wh... What is it!?
* Oh, hey, little guy...
* THAT??? THAT'S what you're afraid of???
* W... Wow, purple girl! * You aren't scared!?
* Heh, why would I be? What's it gonna do?
* Hmm, well, normally...
* It crushes people to death, I think.
* Here it comes!
K.Round
Deep Bow
* You explained to K. Round about the importance of dodging Susie's attacks.
* But it didn't seem to understand...
* You started making siren noises with your mouth and looking at Susie.
* K. Round still didn't understand...
* You started explaining that Susie is really dangerous and strong.
* Susie got a large boost to her morale.
* Susie's ATTACK went up massively...!
* K.Round shuffles furiously.
* K.Round looks weak.
* K.Round's shuffle becomes lethargic.
* You and Ralsei bowed.
* K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * Check? * That's chess, not checkers!
* K. ROUND bowed back. * Its crown loosened!
* That's it, Kris! If we can get its crown off...
* It should turn back into a little guy...!
* Susie! Help us bow at it!
* Nah, its crown'll come off...
* When I smash this guy to the GROUND!
* K. ROUND felt stressed out and attacked!
* K. ROUND practiced self-care!
* K. ROUND's HP and ATTACK went up!
* Susie! Stop attacking it! You're making it stronger!
* Pssh, and let it think I'm AFRAID? No way!
* The crown is ...percent loose!
* K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * That's better.
* You bowed to K. ROUND.
* It bowed back. * Its crown loosened a little.
* Nah, it's crown'll come off...
* When I smash this guy into the GROUND!
* We... We did it!?
* Wow!! You clowns really ARE heroes!!
* You saved the next twenty minutes of my life!!
* Yeah, yeah, I am pretty great, huh...?
* Ummm, Susie...?
* Not to downplay your contributions, but...
* You... didn't actually help at all.
* You only made everything WORSE by attacking it.
* If you had just acted nice to it in the first place...
* We could have avoided that entire battle.
* Huh? * Are you FOR REAL?
* That thing was BLOODTHIRSTY!!!
* The only thing keeping it at bay was MY AX!
* And, earlier, you terrorized those troops...
* Those guys were ENEMIES. They're FOR terrorizing.
* Yeah! She's right!!
* And before that, you ate an innocent person's cake...
* Cakes... are also my enemy.
* Susie... Whether you like it or not...
* You're a hero.
* One with the power to bring peace to the future.
* Could you please start... acting like one?
* Yeah, when you lay it out like that...
* I've been a pretty bad hero, haven't I?
* Alright, Ralsei. * You got it. * I'll change my ways.
* From now on, I won't be such a rotten hero anymore.
* I'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead!
* R... Really!?
* You're going to be on MY team?
* Yeah, sounds way easier, honestly.
* Susie, you can't just -
* Quiet, Toothpaste Boy! Susie is MY comrade now!
* Hahaha, yeah, Toothpaste Boy!
* We're going to have monogrammed track jackets!
* Yeah!
* And sleepovers! Where we tell each other secrets!
* Ummm, yeah?
* Anyway, uhh, see you guys never.
* Haha!! If you can even last that long!
* Perhaps I shouldn't have been so hard on her.
* But, I just worry that if Susie is too eager to fight...
* Then...
* Well, let's just be kind to her, OK, Kris?
* I'm sure Susie'll come around soon!
* The blocky foliage grows thick above your head...
* The power of the forest shines within you.
* Hey, kid. We managed to fix up this old thingamajig for you.
* It's some kinda door... It can take you anywhere you want in the world!
* As long as that's one of two locations.
* Anyhoo, we'll keep working on it... Anything to help you out, kid!
* Hey kid, we managed to get this door to go to the castle.
* Hope it helps you out!
* ... Where'd this door come from?
* Dunno... come to think of it, I've never seen it before.
* Woah there, horsie. Me and Mr. Society got this door workin' for ya.
* It can go anywhere you want... 'long as it's one of the two destinations.
* Since it was just the two of us, it was tough work, and it might break.
* Anyhow (ha ha) hope'n it helps you deal with the King.
* Woah there, horsie. Mr. Society and the puzzle guy fixed that door.
* Since it was just the three of us, it should work without any issues.
* This door'll go even further than before.
* Not sure'n what we did to make it work like that, but...
* Now, don't tell anyone Mr. Society helped... he doesn't want none of that.
* I'm watchin' ya now... with my nostrils.
* Don't mind me. * I'm on break.
* ... Say, help me. I need to get something for my friend CLOVER'S birthday.
* Her only interests are SPORTS, CUTE BOYS, and TREES.
* ... maybe I'll just get her a card.
* Maybe I could put some money in the card... No, I need that!
* Darn, horsey. You've'n done us a big help.
* Now all'n of us pieces can live in peaces.
* Boy, my nostrils can't thank you enough.
* (It's a door.) * (Where will you go?)
#Field
#Forest
Bake Sale
* (But nothing happened.)
* (Amazingly, you are already there.)
* (The door opened...)
* Rabbick slithered in the way!
* Rabbicks slithered in the way!
Blow On
* RABBICK - AT 8 DF 1 * This dusty bunny needs a bit of spring cleaning.
Snitter snatter what's the matter
Duruuuu---
Hop, hop
Meow.
Bunnies are the sequel to frogs.
* The battlefield is filled with the smell of dusty mustard.
* Rabbick is looking for a couch to get stuck under.
* Rabbick emits a musty groan.
* Rabbick ambiently damages the soil.
* Press ...repeatedly to blow air!
A soft and clean boy.
A refreshing boy.
A sweet and fresh girl.
A nice and tidy girl.
* Kris breathed on the Rabbick. * It blew away entirely...
* The bunnies were blown away!
* Rabbick is starting to look wispy.
* Rabbick is now nice and clean.
* You and Ralsei warned Rabbick about Susie. * The enemy went on guard...
* Susie...! Lancer...!
* Heheheh...
* Well if it isn't the so-called Heroes...!
* Are you finally ready to see what happens...
* When you try to act soft...
* Against a team that crushes ANYONE in their way?
* Dark Jack Lancer!
* Violent Ax Susie!
* Together we are...
* The DARK Fun Gang!
* The DARK $!$? Squad!
* The DARK Lancer Fan Club!
* Um... So what's your, um, evil plan?
* Huh?
* Dude, we JUST formed our team.
* We haven't done anything past our intro yet.
* Have a little patience, please...
* Oh, um, sorry...
* We're, um, looking forward to the rest!
* Heh, well, you won't have to look forward for long.
* Starting now... We're going to work CEASELESSLY...
* Unstoppably...
* To make an evil plan to THRASH you clowns.
* Watch your backs.
* And your fronts!
* How's the evil scheming going?
* Huh? Oh, that?
* We, uh, got bored. * So we're having a snack.
* ... I see.
* C'mon! All I ate for breakfast was chalk!
* And I didn't eat anything!
* Sorry. What are you two having, exactly...?
* Just a daily treasure I hid in this stump's orifice.
* And that is...?
* Feast for yourself, my main man.
* Kris, do you want to, um, try it?
Make#Ralsei#try it
#Try it
* Oh, there's a... * Honeypot? Inside?
* ... It's full of salsa.
* Bingo, you sweet little pumpkin!
* It's my secret stash. * A little snackeroo from me to you...
* Mmmm. Yummy. It's delicious...
* C'mon, you're just pretending to eat it!
* Haha, yeah! That's what I do, too!
* ?????
* (There was a honeypot of salsa inside the stump.)
* (You ate some salsa.)
* (It recovered... something.)
* (Not HP.) * (Just... something.)
* Mmm... * Hey, what's in this?
* I don't know!
* Look, if no one else will eat it, I'll try it!
* ... there's a jar of... Blood...? * In here.
* No, no. * It's merely a pot of free-range salsa.
* Thanks, that's actually more gross somehow.
* Any time!
* My power's lowered by my hunger right now...
* But once I eat something... Heheheheh...
* You really shouldn't of pissed me off, man.
* It's "shouldn't have."
* Silence, you sweet basket of eggs!
* Our dark energy bends the rules of grammar!
* Heheh, yeah, eggboy!
* Well? Has everybody had enough?
* Constantly.
* (It's a stump with some kind of dinner hole in it.)
* You folks look like heroes! * Take the SCARF from this chest and DEFEAT the KING!
* Besides, it's old, ragged, and doesn't fit me anymore!
* That's what CHESTs are for! It's kind of hand-me-down situation in there!
* Ah, that SCARF!
* I noticed that you, simply took it, without asking!
* That's fine! It's my gift to help you defeat the KING!
* You folks are really energetic! Ha ha! And potentially criminals!
* I used to WORK at the castle until the KING fired all the STAFF.
* What was my job? Oh, I was the ROYAL COAT RACK!
* Hey, where's that scarf! Did it not fit you?
* That's OK! Just put it in a chest! Someone else will take it!
* (...)
* (I'm just a little ball, I don't want to discuss anything.)
* Bow-Bow! * (Break the Box for a Bracelet.)
* Bow-Bow! * (It will Boost your Befense.)
* Bow-Bow! * (Bracelets are my Bfavorite.)
* The King wants to o-liminate Lightners, but... we didn't o-gree with that.
* We o-scaped, but the o-thers were o-rrested...
* Don't worry about talking to my o-ssociate here. * Whenever Bow-Bow talks...
* She always goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
* And on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
* Then add a mustache over there...
* Hee hee, like this?
* Haha! Yeah! That's perfect!!!
* How's the scheming coming along, you two?
* Hey, don't LOOK! Spoilers, dude!
* Hey Kris, Lancer's gonna like,
* Help me rip up my outfit so it looks all...
* Badass and renegade and stuff.
* Yes! I have some wavy scissors!
* Just sayin', if you join OUR side he can do yours too.
* Kris, if you, stay on my side...
* I can... um, hem some floral patterns into your ascot.
* Ooo, can you hem some into me?
* No...?
* Well well well... Look who it is.
* The Sweet Little Peas We Love To See.
* Hey! Watch your language!
* Oh, sorry...
* Susie's trying to get me to swear more.
* (From the bottom, the order of our rooms in Card Castle.)
* (Of course, if you haven't been there, you won't know it.)
* (Enter the password!)
* (Really emphasizing that it's impossible if you haven't been there...)
* (Note: Due to everyone forgetting the password, it's written at the top.)
* Heh, thanks for doing the puzzle for us, losers!
* Hahaha! Thank you so much, losers! We were having trouble!
* We, uh, need this.
* Bloxer assembled!
* Bloxers assembled!
* BLOXER - AT 9 DF 2 * Loves: Training. Hates: Body being the wrong shape
HOOH...! You interrupted my training...!
GOOH...! I'm gonna knock your block off...!
Let's see how you stack up...! HIYA!!
Let me show you my training! YIHA!!
* Bloxer is thinking about training.
* Bloxer is thinking about trains.
* Bloxer considers building a house out of its own body.
* Bloxer is thinking about training wheels.
* Smells like freshly-printed plastic.
* Bloxer is starting to break apart with exhaustion.
to choose: #1 HEAD, #2 BODY, #3 LEGS.
* Bloxer is still unhappy with its self...
ARRGH!!
ARRGH!! NO!! MY BUTT IS MY ABS!
ARRGH!! NO!! MY BUTT IS MY FACE!!
ARRGH!! NO!! MY ABS ARE MY FACE!!
ARRGH!! NO!! MY FACE IS MY FACE!! Wait...
* Bloxer radiates with the spirit of joy.
* Bloxer is pleased with its new self!
Oh, you mixed me up all nice~
My momentum is totally blocked up...
* Susie became antagonistic!
* Why bother training? You'll NEVER beat me.
* Why train? You're still 100 years too early to beat me.
* Training? Yeah, like I need that to beat you down.
* (It looks like it's supposed to be the solution to a puzzle...)
* (But, it's been vandalized with a calligraphy pen.)
* (Looks like the order of symbols was RED-BLACK-RED.)
* RK came by... What a hunk!
* He vandalized the puzzle to stop the Lightners... * But WE know the answers!
* Oh, you wanna get through!? * Of course we'll tell you!!!
* Ummm... The first symbol is a HEART! Haha, just like LOVE! Does that help!?
* Um, symbol puzzle...? * All the symbols were different... I think.
* You can, um... still see the colors they were, too...
* Sorry I can't be any more help...
* Huh!? Symbol puzzle...!? * Why should --WE-- care!?
* NONE of the symbols are CLUBs!
* ARRRGH, it's downright insulting!
* Heyy~! It's my birthday today~! * And you didn't even SAY HELLO!? * That's fine, actually...
* Stop and say hi, folks~! * Shut up! They don't DESERVE us! * H-hey, calm down, you two.
* Let's celebrate my birthday~! * Yeah, get ready to HURT! * Oh, I'm s-sorry about this...!
* Oh, you don't know the day? * You mean you FORGOT!? * That's OK, you don't know us.
* It's our birthday~! Yayyyy~! * And you're gonna REGRET IT! * Oh, I'm sorry about this...
* Clover grew close!
* CLOVER - AT 8 DF 2 * Two heads are better than one! * Three... maybe not.
Nice weather today.
What? It's just awful!
Please stop, you two...
Nice to meet you!
Die! Die! Die!
Please ignore them.
Let's get to know you~
GET OUT OF HERE!!
Sorry about this...
It's my birthday~
WHAT!? NO! It's MY birthday!
We're triplets...
* Clover is bickering with herselves.
* You brought up the topic of Animals.
* Clover didn't seem to care...
Animals are kind of nasty.
Just AWFUL in concept.
(Never seen one, but...)
* Clover is whispering about cute boys.
* Ummm, what would you like for your birthday?
Let's just have a nice chat~
You IDIOT! Ask for a GIFT!!!
(Just discuss our likes.)
* (Seems like you should talk about something else...)
* Do you like, um... Sports?
I wanna eat a football.
Sports! My favorite food!
Oh! I love you two!
Spaghetti and tennis balls.
That's GENIUS!
We really agree on it.
* You brought up the topic of Trees. Clover seemed happy...
I love the smell of trees.
Oh! Me too!
Pollen makes me... Uh, sure!
* Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles.
* Clover is arguing about whose toothbrush is whose.
* Clover hums like an out-of-tune choir.
* Smells like clover and dew.
Aww, he MADE that!? So caring!
It's SOOO cute! I want it!
(Isn't it a bit... boring?)
* Ummm... What kind of "Boys" do you like?
Cute ones! Hmm hmm~
NICE ONES, like I AM!
None... Um, I mean, all.
* (Seems like Clover enjoyed talking about that...)
Glasses are cute, I think...
Fluffy! Glasses! That's it!
HIM??? ... err, sure.
* Clover seems TIRED of discussing so much.
* Clover starts to look wilted.
* Clover seems to be getting along with herselves.
* Clover's harmony was shattered by violence.
Nice mouth
Anger mouth
Smart Mouth
* In the heart of the woods, a bake sale stands quietly.
* The power of reoccurring bake sales shines within you.
* Interested in a Choco Diamond?
* All proceeds go to Rudinn Relief Funds, I guess. * It's only $40!
* Choco Diamonds, only $40, I guess.
* Thanks, I guess. * (The Choco Diamond was added to your ITEMS.)
* ... You have too many ITEMS for this, I guess.
* You don't have enough money, I guess.
* Okay I guess.
* (Hathy offers a Hearts Donut.) * (Proceeds go to Hathy's Health. It costs $40.)
* (Hathy seemed happy.) * (The Hearts Donut was added to your ITEMS.)
* (You didn't have enough room in your ITEMs.) * (Hathy seemed sad.)
* (You didn't have enough money.) * (Hathy seemed sad.)
* (Hathy accepted your choice.)
* (This cardboard stand is actually just a fake cardboard stand of a cardboard stand.)
* Greetings, gentleclowns.
* May we interest you in a Lancer Cookie?
* All proceeds go to kicking your ass.
* It's a mere $40.
* Heheheh, thanks...
* (The LANCERCOOKIE was added to your ITEMs.)
* For getting CHEATED by us!!
* Now we may fund our illicit plans!!
* (You bought LANCERCOOKIE.) * (But you didn't have any room.)
* (So Lancer just dropped it on the ground and it broke.)
* Oops.
* Oh well. Buyers cryers.
* Thank you anyway for your contribution...
* ... to getting SWINDLED by us!
* Now we can fund our illicit plans!!!
* ... You don't have enough funds.
* What? What did you spend it on!? Pastries!?
* That's irresponsible.
* Hey! You can't not buy from us!
* Hey DUMBASS! * It's for a GOOD CAUSE!
* (Let's just buy one, Kris.)
* Alright, so how should we split this jelly donut?
* I'll take the blood, and you take the skin!
* If I may ask, how does a donut fit into your plan?
* All real plans allocate for delicious treats.
* Sounds like you need to go to Plan School, Dr. Toothpaste.
* Hoho! Yes! Earn a second doctorate, Smart Genius!
* (Am I being made fun of...???)
* Hey, how about we just, uh, split it in half?
* Yes!!! A wonderfully evil new idea!!!
* Innovation is the spice of vice!
* Well, well. I am the smith Malius. I can fix anything. Weapon, armor...
* ... I can even fix you! Well, well, what will it be?
#Fix Item
#Leave
Fix Us
* Huh---! That CAKE is seething with energy! You must let me fix it!
* Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique!
* ... actually, you will need a free space in your ITEMs first.
* Huh---! That KEY is seething with energy! You must let me fix it!
* Well, well. You have nothing to fix.
* But if you find anything BROKEN, return here.
* After all, I can fix anything...
* ... except for a BROKEN HEART.
* Your body is a weapon, too. You must take care of it from time to time.
* Well, well! Don't you feel better after a nice massage? Huh-Hah!!
* Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique.
* (Somehow, everyone's HP was restored.)
* Well, well. Good journey, my friends.
* (The Broken Cake was fixed beyond recognition.)
* Hm? What is it now?
* (The Broken Cake became the TOPCAKE.)
* This is truly a tremendous cake. * Use its power wisely...
* (The Broken Key parts were fixed beyond recognition.)
* (The Broken Key parts became the Prison Key.)
* .... Hmm, this KEY has a terrible energy coming from it...
* Please understand that I only fixed it...
* So that you will never have to use it.
* Oh, woe! Woe is me...! Rows and rows of woes and woes! If only a hero would help...
* Lancer...? Is everything alright...?
* Oh, I'm not Lancer! * I'm just a sweet little boy!
* Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache.
* As a disguise.
* ... so what kind of help do you need?
* See, I have this EVIL PLAN that I need to make...
* ... and why does a "sweet boy" need an evil plan?
* To impress his cool friend Susie!!!
* (Kris, if it's for friendship...)
* Well then, we'll gladly help. What shall we do?
* It's all on the paper, you delicious little apple!
* Just fill it with the most evil thing you can imagine!
* Ho ho ho! Let the Clown-Generated-Content begin!
Presented by Lancer Industries
(Which Was Just Made Up Right Now)
HEAD:
BODY:
SHOE:
(SELECT)
An enchanting#gun with an air#of mysticism.
A tomboyish#blade reserved#for upscale#events.
It's burning#with desire!#Sure to make#you blush!
Garbage. You're#going to lose#points.
Streamlined#chassis for an#elegant#thrashing.
A fast chassis#for tomboyish#thrashing.
Chassis for gun's#lovers. The#cannon is highly#kissable.
Just looking at#this is making#you lose points.
Sporty shoes for#the athletic#thrashing machine#in your life.
A.WHL
Attractive#wheels, leading#the way!
Weaponized treads#for razing#sophisticated#dinner parties.
You're going to#lose points.
This is your machine. # Is that OK?
Your machine sucks ass.# Is that OK?
* Wow!! Looks nasty! * Are you sure you aren't evil!?
* Err, no, I suppose we just have a knack for it.
* Haha, tricked you, idiots!
* NEVER do something someone else can do FOR you!
* Heheheheh!!!
* Heheh, you didn't even give it any weak points!!
* Heheh, it's even kinda high-class lookin'!
* Heheh, it even looks kinda fast!
* Heheh, it almost looks kinda cute!
* Heheh, this thing's, like...
* Uhhh, hey, why did you draw something, like,
* ... it looks like you guys wanna kiss?
* (It's OK to express yourself, Kris.)
* Heheh, it even looks kinda cool!
* Heheheheh...!
* ... uhh, didn't know you guys liked guns that much?
* It's just a duck?
* Guys? This evil plan... sucks ass.
* Am I at fault in any way?
* Nah, you're good.
* Oho! The bad guys get off scot-free again!!
* Thrash-you-later, you fools!!!
* Okay.
* Anyway, great job, Lancer! * They were sitting ducks!
* Hahaha, yes! And it's all thanks to our enemies!
* Thank you very much!!! * Thrash-you-later!!
* It's nice Susie finally found a place she fits in...
* ... and she's getting along with Lancer, too!
* Hey, you two didn't mess with my hideout, did ya?
* I wonder if "hideout" might be overselling it a bit?
* Nah, I took a nap in there so it's basically my house now.
* ..!
* ...? * How'd you know that was there, Kris?
* You're really amazing, you know that, Kris...?
* (Doesn't seem to be anything else interesting in the tree.)
* (There's a tree blocking the way.)
* (Might look like you can walk around it, but that's definitely not the case.)
* S-somehow, Prince Lancer's made REAL friends with a Lightner...
* S-somebody should tell the King, immediately...!
* ... But, it's definitely not going to be me.
* Whoever breaks the news is gonna get wrecked!
* Don't look at me!
* Ugh! I'm jealous of everyone with a leaf!
* How's the thrash machine we designed going?
* The WHAT machine?
* The machine...? We had a whole sequence about it...?
* Oh, that. Yeah, we'll make it at the last minute.
* You two should REALLY start working on it earlier...
* WHAT'S with the lecture?
* I didn't come here for a second dad!
* Heheh, yeah, you tell him!
* Being a bad guy sure is relaxing!
* Kris, if you're jealous, you can be a bad guy, too...
* Kris isn't jealous of your evildoing lifestyle...!
* (But um, if you are, I can find a nice leaf and fan you...)
* So, er... ready to be a good guy again, Susie?
* Nah. Gotta say being a bad guy is pretty sweet.
* Not only is it WAY more fun than being "good,"
* But MY teammate's PROUD of what I do.
* Earlier, Susie ate a pinecone off the floor.
* It gave her a terrible stomach-ache.
* It was VERY brave and cool.
* SEE??? Finally, some RESPECT!!!
* Hey, move it, Captain Toothpaste.
* You're blocking my reverse-tan.
* The shadow's flares are making us as pale as a horse!
* L... Lightners! This girl's with you, r-right!?
* Sh-She's forcing me to fan her...! Please get her under control!
* Nah, they're MY enemies, actually.
* We split up 'cause I was too EVIL for 'em.
* H-Huh!? Help!!! Help me!!! I don't wanna fan forever!!
* Help me!!! I don't wanna fan forever!!!
* I thought I hated fanning leaves, but I got really into it...
* (Swish, swish) * I could do this forever!
* Urrrghhh, why does the King make us take care of his son?
* He's not a bad kid, but he's so weird, and it's so... obligatory...
* ... It's no wonder nobody REALLY likes him.
* B-but, at the same time, because no one wanted to be his friend...
* He ended up becoming REAL friends with a Lightner... A MEAN one...
* We probably should have been a better influence, huh!
* (Swish, swish) * Oh, fanning? * I'm not fanning.
* This is a weighted leaf. I'm just building up my muscles.
* By the way, beware yourselves of the forest maze.
* You'll probly get COMPLETELY lost...
* Without someone who knows the way through, that is.
* Yeah! I know the forest like the back of my head!
* So which way are we going next???
* We... were following you.
* Oh... why? I have no idea where I'm going!
* (... Kris, let's just go wherever Lancer... DOESN'T go???)
* I was just following you in reverse.
* I'm... not certain what that means, but OK.
* Hahaha, come back for seconds!?
* (Kris, let's NOT follow Lancer, OK?)
* Hey, losers!
* Wait a sec. Where's Lancer?
* Err, well, he wasn't going the right way, so...
* You let him wander off BY HIMSELF!?
* You KNOW he's bad at mazes, right!?
* He's probably lost and confused right now!
* Ho ho ho!!! I'm lost and confused!!!
* Sorry Susie... We didn't mean to make you worry about him.
* Huh...? Look, I'm not, uh, worried about him!
* Bad guys gotta look out for each other, is all.
* Anyway, get out of my way! I'm gonna find him!
* (Seems she doesn't know the right way either, Kris...)
* Damn, I was SURE he went this way...
* Still trying to save Lancer from being lost...?
* No way, he can save his own damn self.
* But, uh, tell me if you see him...
* (Kris, let's just go where Susie and Lancer DON'T go...)
* (We can figure out how to help them after we get through!)
* What are you looking at?
* Didn't he just go this way...?
* (Kris, let's NOT follow Lancer and Susie, OK?)
* K... Kris! Isn't that the machine we designed...!?
* Alright! This will be tough, but let's try our best!
* Oh. * That's... not good, actually.
* ... is that what I think it is?
* ... yes. It was.
* Why did you build another one just to blow it up?
* It's funny!
* Well, in any case, you defeated us...
* I suppose we can become bad guys now!
* Hey, not so fast!
* It's really boring if you just give up!!!
* The LEAST you can do is show some resistance!
* Yeah, looks like we gotta teach you a lesson!
* You're going to thrash us AGAIN!?
* Seems like it.
* ... how many of these do they have?
* Ho ho ho! You think THAT'S bad, just WAIT!
* ... and see what happens when it STARTS!!!
* Your design sucked so we blew it up.
* Ah. I see.
* ... So... now what's your plan going to be?
* Turns out we didn't need a plan. Just a rule.
* Anyone that gets in our way...
* Gets crushed into dust.
* But Susie, you need us to return home.
* Doesn't crushing us seem a little counterproductive?
* Nah, see, that's where you're wrong.
* Ya see, I KNOW I can't get back without you guys.
* But being a - heh - "good guy" REALLY isn't my style.
* So, I thought of a little way we can just... settle this.
* If you can beat me, I'll go back to being a good guy.
* But if you LOSE...
* YOU guys will have to become bad guys with US...
* ... and do WHATEVER we say.
* Ho ho ho!!! Our wish is your command!!!
* So, whaddya say...?
#Let's Fight
#Let's Not
* Eh, don't bother answering.
* We were just gonna thrash you anyway, so...
* See ya!
* Please just let us be bad guys.
* No!!! Not until you stop wanting to!!!
* Fine!!! We don't want to be bad guys!!!
* Hear that, Susie???
* Sounds like we'll have to MAKE you be one then.
* That's completely unnecessary.
* I like the sound of that!!!
* Kris, we're getting close to the Fountain...
* Let's not turn back now.
* Two bad guys blocked the way!
X-Anything
* SUSIE - AT:...DF:~2 HP:~3 * The armor you equipped her with just made her tougher!
* SUSIE - AT:...DF:~2 HP:~3 * If you read the status screen, you already knew that.
This bike is fueled by EVIL! ...and friendship!
Heh, scared?
Hey!! Hey Susie!! Watch me, watch me!!
Weasel out of THIS!
Prepare for smashing, you luxurious melons!!!
Talk your way out of THIS!
Think fast!
Horror! Pain! The power of REAL bad guys! (Nice, huh?)
* Susie and Lancer are coming up with victory celebration plans.
* Susie and Lancer are making fun of you.
* Susie and Lancer are gloating about how great their team is.
* Susie and Lancer are having an evil laugh contest.
* Smells like teamwork.
* You tried convincing Susie not to fight.
* You tried telling Susie you like her hair.
* You growled at Susie like a bear.
* You told Susie you'd give her a picnic basket of worms.
* You have no idea what to do what to Susie anymore.
* There was no effect!
* It seems this command is a total waste of time!
No way! Shut up and fight!!!
Really? ... Shut up and fight!!!
What are you even doing?
Really...? No way, I don't see anything!
Yeah, it's hopeless.
Oh!!! It's working on me!!!
Really!? That's bad!
Hee hee! I'm bliss- -fully ignorant!
* You tried convincing Lancer not to fight.
* Lancer started to become convinced!
* You told Lancer you'd give him a picnic basket of worms.
* Lancer became almost fully convinced!
* You told Lancer you just want to get along!
* It's the decisive kindness!
* You told Lancer you want to get along really fast!
* The soundwaves reached Lancer instantly!
* You told Ralsei to logically best Lancer and Susie.
* You two, if we don't stop fighting, then...
* ... Someone might get hurt!
* (Lancer became more convinced! It's working!)
* You told Ralsei to compliment Lancer really fast!
* You'rereallyaswellpersonyouknowthat?!
* (But Susie blocked the soundwaves before they reached Lancer!)
* Try convincing someone that can't HEAR YOU!
Flattery won't work on US!!!
THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Really!? It's just what I wanted!!!
Huh...? I mean... NO!!!
Heh, score for the BAD GUYS!
* (The PACIFY spell was absorbed by Lancer's bike!)
* I'll never let you SPARE my friends!!!
* (Lancer's BIKE began to get tired??????????????)
* (The WHEEL of the BIKE became SPARED!)
* (It turned into a SPARED TIRE!)
* (... that didn't do anything though.)
* (Seems that PACIFYing won't work!)
Don't worry Bikey, I'll put you to bed soon...
* (Seems that nothing else interesting will happen!)
* LANCER - AT 7 DF 1 * Watch out!!! He's boosted by friendship!
Hey, stop ganging up on him!
Hey, stop hitting him!
Ow, my guts hurt!
Oh, what a beautiful song!!!
* Ow...
* Hey, HEY! Enough's enough already!
* If you hit him any more, you might really hurt him!
* ... Lancer, you OK...?
* I... I'm fine, Susie!
* My insides are just... a little mixed up.
* Alright, fine! You guys win!
* (Kris, maybe we should have taken it easier...)
* SUSIE fell asleep!
* But SUSIE was already asleep...!
(Asleep)
(Awake)
(Zzzz...)
(Yawn) I'm awake, did I miss anything?
* You told Ralsei to compliment the enemies!
* You two look like a really great team! I'm proud!
* (Lancer started to become a little convinced!)
* You tried telling Lancer you like his hair...
* Lancer became even more convinced!
Thanks, it's all natural!
* You told Ralsei to offer his services to the enemies!
* You two, if we stop fighting, then I could, um...
* I could braid your hair!
* (Lancer became almost fully convinced!)
Wow, I'll look amazing!!
* You told Ralsei to deal the final blow of kindness!
* In summary, I like you two, and...
* I think we should all just get along!
* Uh oh.
* What's wrong, dude?
* I accidentally started liking the enemies...!
* Now seeing them just makes me feel round and soft.
* Bad atmosphere for battle, though.
* Well, if you don't wanna fight,
* There's no point, I guess.
* Battle's over!
* Well, you didn't BEAT US, because you, uh...
* Kinda cheated by, uh, ganging up on Lancer, with, uh...
* Kindness.
* But if I HAVE TO, I guess I'll go back to your side.
* But DON'T expect me to do anything but FIGHT.
* Well, we're happy to have you back, Susie.
* Yeah, yeah, let's just hurry up and go home.
* Alright, alright, ENOUGH already!
* Fine... I GUESS I'll go back to being a good guy.
* Ummm... Susie?
* Does this mean we... aren't a team anymore?
* H... huh...? Umm, I mean, uhh...
* Of course we're still a team!
* You can, um...
* ... be part of the ...
* Wow! Me...!? In the ...?
* Wait...
* If I hang out with the good guys, then...
* Can we still have monogrammed track jackets?
* Yeah! * Ralsei will make them!
* H... Huh!?
* ... Okay, sure!
* Ahahah!!! * Lancer joins the team!!!
* Lancer joined the party!
* You can follow behind us, you know.
* Oh, okay!
* ... I noticed you aren't doing that.
* Wow, this is cool!!!
* I've never been on such a big team before!!!
* Don't you have a legion of... various guys?
* Yeah, but my dad forced them to listen to me.
* So they don't actually like me very much.
* Heh, well you don't need those clowns anymore.
* Just chill with us.
* Aye aye!
* Man, I'm STILL hungry.
* It's like nothing I eat here matters.
* Shoulda stolen more money for the bake sale, I guess.
* ... I WAS thinking of baking a cake later.
* Mmmmm... what's the catch.
* ... you have to stop making fun of me, for one.
* PASS!!!
* ... I WAS thinking of making Darkberry Teacakes later.
* Look, Susie! * A candy tree!
* Hell yeah!
* ... damn, the last piece's too high to reach.
* Worry not, Susie!
* I have a Special Transformation for times like this!
* R-really!?
* Watch and learn, Team!!
* Look! Stool Forme!
* ... all you did was put your hands on the ground.
* Hey, don't act so jealous.
* Heheh, got it.
* Ooo, tell me what it tastes like!
* Huh? You haven't had it before?
* Oh... I mean, I've always wondered what it's like...
* But I'm not allowed to pick it for myself...
* Well, you tell me what it tastes like.
* You're giving it to me...?
* I thought you were hungry.
* ... I, uh, changed my mind.
* Hoho!!! * Candy joins the team!!
* Candy joined the party!
* ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!
* ... so what's it taste like?
* Yumn yumn yumn! It tastes like friendship!
* What's THAT taste like???
* Hahaha!! Like my teeth are disintegrating!!
* Haha, that's...
* That's actually... bad.
* Haha, yeah! But thank you for sharing!
* You're a good friend!!!
* Well, uh...
* ... you too, I guess.
* Just walking along with you guys... Feels nice.
* Like I'm doing something... important.
* That's because you're alongside the Lightners, Lancer.
* Our purpose - Darkners' purpose - is to assist them.
* It's the only way we can feel truly fulfilled.
* Really...?
* ... but my dad hates Lightners. He wants to...
* Does your dad seem happy?
* ... I'm... not sure.
* Hey, uh, let's ditch the weird "purpose" talk.
* You're probably just glad you ate a weird berry.
* Yeah!! I'm still boost from the juice!!!
* I mean, LOOK, I'M not from here, and hanging out like this...
* I also feel kinda, uh, y'know...
* ... happy?
* Psshh, nah.
* ... maybe.
* Look, everyone! We can see the castle!
* Yes! That's where I live!
* Me and, uh...
* My... My dad.
* What's that black thing emerging from the top...?
* That's the FOUNTAIN, Susie! If we can get there...
* You and Kris will finally be able to go home!
* Jeez, took long enough.
* Kris, Lancer, let's go!
* Are you sure there... isn't another way home?
* The FOUNTAIN is being guarded right now.
* If you try to go there, um...
* Y... You might... get hurt. And...
* What? C'mon, Lancer.
* NO ONE's gonna beat a team like us!
* If anyone gets in our way, all we gotta do...
* ... is CRUSH them.
* ... but w-what if you had to fight...
* Everybody bleeds, right? Don't worry about it.
* Whoever it is, they'll be cold on the ground before you can blink.
* B... But Susie...
* I think...
* I think I need to go.
* Huh? When're you gonna be back?
* Never.
* H... Hey! Wait a second!! Lancer!!
* Why are you acting so weird?!
* S-Susie, wait...!
* The Lightners are approaching the castle...!
* Get them...!
* Lancer!
* Hey, what are you doing...!?
* We've cornered them!
* W... Wait...!
* Heheheh... You poor Lightners...
* We were told to keep you imprisoned for eternity... too bad!
* ... Would have loved to see you guys punished!! Hahaha!!
* O... Ow...
* Well this is a fine how-do-you-do, isn't it, Kris?
* Imprisoned for eternity...
* ... That sounds like it might take a while.
* ... and Susie! Where's Susie!?
* We have to find her, Kris... Before she gets hurt!
* ... or, um, hurts someone else...
* Maybe there's something we can escape with in here...?
* (It's a metal door.) * (You rattle the bars...)
* (It's no use...)
* (These shackles seem oddly fashionable.)
* (Take them?)
#Take
* (You're carrying too many ARMORs.)
* (IRONSHACKLE was put in your ARMORs.)
* (Don't need nothin' to hold you down...)
* (Ain't nothin' to hold you down...)
* Kris, this might seem like a bad situation, but...
* I know you can figure something out!
* Kris, why don't you look around some more?
* (Life cannot exist without consuming.) * (Even the moss drinks water.)
* (Perpetuate the cycle of existence?)
#Perpetuate
* (You ate the moss.) * (Tastes... mossy.)
* (Your HP was mossed out.)
* (The moss has been eaten.) * (The cycle continues...)
* (The cycle ends here, in the corner of a small cell...)
* (It's a metal door.) * (It's locked.)
* (There's a conspicuous absence of a metal door here.)
* So, Kris, what did you find...!?
* ... what's all that green stuff around your mouth?
* ... 2 minutes in jail and you've already resorted to eating moss.
* Umm, you're a real... go-getter, Kris!
* Oh... Kris... You, um...
* ... you managed to put on shackles.
* They... They look really nice on you!
* Um, very, prisoner-for-life! Haha!
* ... 2 minutes in jail and you've already started eating moss.
* You even put on prison shackles, so, um...
* You look like a prisoner for life! Haha!
* ... So you couldn't find anything...
* Well, Kris! Let's not give up hope just yet!
* But, um, if we don't make it for some reason...
* Then I just wanted to say, um...
* I... I'm glad I was able to meet...
* Hey, idiots! Can you shut up!?
* I'm trying to concentrate!!
* S-Susie!? Where are you!?
* I dunno, prison?
* Seriously though. I'm outta my cell.
* I sweet-talked the warden into giving me the keys.
* Susie!? Really!? How?
* I, uh, "invited" him to visit the trash can.
* Anyway, now there's a puzzle in the way.
* Okay! Solve it, Susie!
* I... um... don't do... puzzles.
* Hey, how 'bout we just sit tight and wait for Lancer?
* He lives in the castle, he's bound to come save us.
* ... why don't Kris and I just help you solve the puzzle?
* Look, I don't NEED your help.
* ... but, uh, if you said what to do, out loud,
* Y'know, I wouldn't stop you.
* (Kris, tell Susie what to do.)
#Add Spade
#Add Diamond
* Yeah!!! We solved it!!!
* What the hell? We were so close! Let us through anyway!
* Finally!!! We solved it!!!
* Damn it! Wait! We just did the same thing as last time!
* ... looks like it reset.
* ... it reset again.
* Kris, are you sure you know what you're doing...?
* Enough resets!!! I'm doing the puzzle myself!!!
* Okay, I won't, but...
* ... uhh, nice first move, Kris.
* Yes!!! We did it!!
* Great!! Now come and free us!
* Alright, alright!
* ... thanks for helping her, Kris. She appreciates it.
* Are you worried about Susie?
#She'll be#fine
* Well, regardless of how you feel...
* I don't think it would hurt to take a moment...
* Close your eyes, and think about what she's doing now...
* (Alright... out of the cell...)
* (Where to next...?)
#Go Left
* Huh...? Kris...? Did you say something back there?
#Go Right
* (... I can't hear them anymore...)
* (... I'll just go this way.)
* (... well, that's a dead end...)
* (Th... That's Lancer's voice!)
* Damn, not another one of these...
* (... maybe I should go back and ask Kris...)
* ... and make sure they...
* (Lancer...)
* (I'll... just do it myself!)
* Understand? They have to stay in their cells.
* The Lightners can't be allowed to escape.
* ... Especially the purple one.
* ... Lancer?
* S... Susie?
* ... w-what are you doing here...?
* Lancer, Kris and Ralsei are still locked up...
* I... I know.
* I...
* I was the one who told my troops to put you down here.
* To...
* To keep you down here.
* Forever.
* L... Lancer... you... you...
* You wanted to get rid of us...?
* I thought we were a team.
* I... I can explain, Susie...
* It's fine.
* It's fine, actually.
* You don't have to say anything.
* I... get it.
* I get it, y'know.
* Why would anyone...
* ... really wanna be my friend anyway?
* Susie, that's not-
* But -
* SHUT UP!
* Get out of my way.
* Did you HEAR ME? * GET OUT OF MY WAY.
* N... no.
* Did you not HEAR ME...?
* Man, I tried to warn you...
* So, don't expect me to feel guilty...
* ... when they have to clean you off the floor.
Hey, wanna see what happens to traitors?
They. Get. Crushed.
If you don't get out of the way...
...I'll kill you.
Get it? I'll KILL you.
Heh... You missed, idiot!
... wait, why aren't you fighting back...?
... Heh, you think I CARE?
If you just wanna lie down and die?
You're just making it easier for me!
........ Alright, that's enough.
If you wanna die so much...
THEN DIE!
* S... Susie...?
* Y... you missed...
* I don't wanna kill you, man.
* Just move. Please.
* B... But Susie, if I let you guys go... then...
* Then you and my dad will fight, and... and...
* You'll kill each other.
* ... at least if you stay here...
* Neither of you will get hurt.
* Then I... I...
* I won't kill him. Promise.
* Me and him, we'll just, um...
* Talk it out. Peaceful-style. Y'know.
* I don't think my dad would like that...
* Hey, Lancer! C'mon!
* We're a team, right!?
* Nothing can stop us! Fighting or not! Alright?
* ... Yeah! Yeah, you're right...!
* We might as well try!
* I can help, too!
* I'll go talk to my dad! Ripen him up!
* Hey, now we're getting somewhere!
* I'll head over right now!!!
* ... Yeah?
* Are...
* Are we still friends?
* H... Huh?
* Of... Of course! I mean, if you wanna be!
* Phew! See you!!
* (... how am I gonna get past his dad like that...?)
* (C... C'mon, I'll figure something out!)
* ... so that's why, OK, Kris?
* Susie! You came to save us...!
* I knew you had the heart of a hero, Susie..!
* Yeah, yeah, don't push your luck.
* (Kris and Ralsei joined the party!)
* Thanks for inviting me! This trash can's really great!
* I apologize for the inconvenience earlier!
* I'm gonna invite my friends into this trash can, too!
* Susie's first solo puzzle... what a nice memory.
* Stop remembering me fondly!!!
* (There's a crack in the wall...) * (What could be inside...?)
* (... it's more wall.)
* (Nothing here except for poor architectural engineering.)
* Yeah, even I got arrested...
* And I'm just a pair of eyes! What's the world coming to!
* (Solved puzzle.)
* Aww, Susie, did you solve this puzzle all by yourself?
* You must really have wanted to save us...
* Huh!? No way, I just...!
* I just solved it... on accident.
* On accident?
* I actually thought it was, uh, y'know, a slot machine.
* But it turned out the prize was nerds.
* Well, I'm proud of you, Susie.
* Yeah, whatever.
* What the hell? Your prison cell gets MOSS!?
* (That's unfair...)
* (Didn't even save any for me...)
* (Oh, oh. I'm just the cage.) * (No one talks to me!)
* (Are you enjoying the show?)
* (I'm Goulden Sam.)
* (It's tough being the fourth cage.)
* Woe! Oh, Woe! * We are the three Former Kings! * We beg you, free us!
* Once, all four of us ruled together, but when the Knight arrived, everything changed...
* Oh, my diamonds! My jewels! You must tell me if they're all right! Ohh!!
* What, you say? Your world is in danger?
* Well, that's a shame, isn't it.
* I was arrested for making a puzzle without a license...
* I... I'll never make another word search! Promise!
* Since I didn't want to fight you guys, I got locked up...
* How can I!? You guys seem WAY nicer than the King...!
* Haha, I'd rather be in jail than face you guys! You're terrifying!
* (Us animals used to be alone in these cages.) * (Now everyone's here.)
* (So many new people... Wish we could go back to the good old days,)
* (When it was just us in these filthy cages.)
* (The sound of various animals tumbling around.)
* Alright, this lift should take us out of here.
* Now, it might take a while, so...
* Get comfy, everyone!
* ... Hey. Ralsei.
* Y'know Lancer's dad... The King?
* Yes...?
* When we meet him... You think we'll have to...
* ... hurt him?
* Susie...?
* I mean, I could EASILY smash him, but...
* You guys, I know that's not really your thing.
* You're more about, uh, grovelling like total losers.
* And I was thinking... maybe...
* I could... do that too?
* Susie!? You mean you want to try ACTing...?
* Uh, well,
* Susie... We'd be happy if you ACTed with us!
* And don't worry, we'll be there to help you!
* You won't have to figure it out by yourself.
* ... sure, alright.
* Hey. Ralsei.
* Susie?
* Are you...
* Still gonna make those, uh, cakes...?
* Well, will you stop making fun of me?
* Well, if I HAVE TO, I guess.
* Then I'll bake you as many as you like, alright?
* Yeah, like you can make that many, dude.
* Well, this is our stop!
* Hey, Kris. Wait a sec.
* Y'know, I'm starting to realize.
* It'll be easier for us to get out of here...
* If we all, uh, "get along" a little more.
* So, next time we fight an enemy...
* If you tell me what to do... I'll listen to you.
* ... but, y'know, don't tell me anything STUPID,
* Or I'll go back to smashing heads, alright!?
* I'm counting on you, OK?
* (Susie joined the party for real.)
* (Where will you ride the elevator to?)
#Prison B1
#Floor 1F
??????
* (You're there.)
* BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE.
* SO LONELY, LONELY, I BE...
* BUT LO, THREE VISITORS STANDING INSIDE?
* WHO ARE YOU FEW?
* Nice to meet you! I'm Ralsei, this is Kris, and...
* So, what the hell are you doing in there?
* I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. * I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME.
* BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE.
* AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY BODY.
* BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER, CLEVER.
* THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE,
* BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE.
* Huh? Free? But you're clearly the one behind bars...
* THINGS DON'T SEEM SUCH FROM HERE, LIGHTNERS!
* Well, sounds like you don't need any help, then.
* THAT IS UN-SO. * I GROW LONELY IN MY LITTLE FREEDOM.
* SO, SHALL YOU PLAY A GAME WITH ME, ME...?
* I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE FREE!
Play#a game
Do not#play a#game
* FIND THE KEY, AND I'LL LET YOU BE FREE, FREE.
* THE KEY IS HIDDEN FROM THE EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS A SECRET.
* BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE!!
* HOW CAN YOU REFUSE, WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY PLAYING...?
* (Elevator to Top Floor.)
* (Currently stuck at the top floor until someone rides it down.)
* (No longer stuck at the top floor.)
* (Elevator to Prison.)
* (Formerly known as Elevator to Basement, Which Just Happened to Have A Lot Of Cages.)
* (Rudinn's Room.) * (Yes, that's a door!)
* We sold all of our beds to replace them with treasure.
* My back hurts, but life has never been better!!!
* Hey, it's you! * You're that peaceful Lightner!
* Woah, you even tamed the beast that was tormenting us...!
* ... beast? * What beast?
* Ohhh!!! You even taught the beast to talk!?
* Here, have a Choco Diamond!
* (You got the Choco Diamond.)
* I'm sorry, we don't have any room for that.
* That's OK, I already ate it.
* You two are real heroes, you know that?
* What about me?
* You too, Talking Beast... * You too.
#Apologize#Profusely
#Intimidate
* Hey! You're the chumps that beat me up earlier!
* There's no way I'll forgive you, so scram!
* We're sorry, we made a mistake earlier.
* We promise we won't do it again!
* Huh...? You're apologizing? I guess I'll forgive you then...
* (Your violence against a single Rudinn was forgiven!)
* Heh, you wanna act that way, huh...?
* Forgive me or I'll crush you, dweeb!!
* I... I'm sorry!!! I forgive you!!! Here, take this Choco Diamond!
* I'm sorry, but we don't have any room...
* Too late, I already ate it.
* I... I'll never forgive you for that forgiveness...
* I feel just OK about you chumps now...
* ... Wait, what about her? * Will she hurt us anymore?
* (Unless Kris tells me to I guess.)
* You weren't as nice as I thought...
* I guess people shouldn't have heroes.
* Rudinn Rangers came sparkling into view!
* RUDINN RANGER - AT 8 DF 0 * Ideally multicolored, but they all wanted to be red.
Long live the king!
Glimmer glammor
Perish, Lightners!
I'm the, diamond, here's the rough!
* Rudinn Ranger gleams gallantly.
* Rudinn Ranger puts a power limiter on its feelings.
* Rudinn Ranger fantasizes about divine gems.
* Rudinn Ranger pledges allegiance.
* Smells like crystal.
* You told Susie to COMPLIMENT the enemy!
* ... uhhh, are you serious?
* What good can I say about someone trying to kill us?
* Aww, Susie... if you're stuck, why not try...
* ... saying something you wish someone'd say to you?
* "You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day"
No one ever said THAT to me before ...
The King never said THAT to me before...
* Susie COMPLIMENTed the enemy...?
* "Your outfit is NOT disgusting."
* "Please keep body tackling the soda machine."
* Nice, you guys look like you're gonna kill me.
* Susie actively didn't COMPLIMENT the enemy!
* Look, it's just gonna be weird if I keep going.
Yeah it would be weird.
* You tried to explain why fighting is bad.
* But Rudinn Ranger just became TIRED...
Enough! You can't convince me!
* Rudinn Ranger is starting to fall asleep.
* Rudinn Ranger's luster begins to fade.
* Rudinn Ranger seems totally flattered.
* (Looks like Hathy sold all the gems and replaced them with beds.)
* (Looks extremely well slept.)
* (Hathy looked at you kindly. Your sins against Hathy were forgiven.)
* (Hathy will never forget what you've done.)
* In a good way?
* (In a bad way.)
* (Looks like a bed.) * (Will you rest here?)
* (... No, you won't.) * (It's not your bed.)
* (You thoroughly investigated all of the beds.)
* (Your rank was upgraded to "Bed Inspector.")
* We're sorry about hurting you earlier...
* We promise we won't do it anymore!
* (Hathy felt your sincerity. Hathy forgived your sins...)
* (You felt a weight being lifted from you.)
* (Hathy looked at you kindly. You felt about the same.)
* (Castle Bathroom "Royal Flush") * (Currently occupied.)
* (Looks like a family photograph.)
So the worms have decided to crawl out and play...
Geh ha ha ha ha! Thoust FOOLS!
* I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary!
* Thou may have clawedst past all thouse otherest conundrums...
* But THOUSE were created by UTTER WEAKLINGS!
* Now, prepare thouself. * For the STRONGEST puzzle of THOUST LIFE!
* TOIL, Worms!
* GOD
* DAMN IT
* Geh ha ha...
* Thoust guys really think that was all I hadst!?
* WRONGE! It's time for you to feel my Reale Powere!
* Behold! * My ULTIMATE Puzzle!
* HAVE AT YOU!
* ....................
* Ahhh...
* Ahh... Ha...! * Ha ha ha! * Gullible worms!
* That wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate puzzle!
* I have a wayst better one right... here!
* Can... * Can we see it?
* No
* (Sigh...) Rouxls Kaard was standing here...
* (Sigh...) I think making block-pushing puzzles is a totally hunky hobby...
* (Sigh...) Sorry I'm sighing, I didn't get much sleep.
* I'm the first party member. * I'm in charge of the DPS. * (Dancin' Party Soundtrack.)
* (It's a bed for three people, or one three-headed person.)
* (It's a giant baseball.) * (For parties.)
* (Actually, seems the giant baseball is a soccer ball that's been painted over.)
* (It would be easier to draw that way.)
* (It's a tree.) * (For parties.)
* Were you invited? * YOU WEREN'T!!! * You DID hurt us...
* Awkward... * You wanna REMATCH!? * You'd better leave...
* Oh! Let us take your coat! * And put it in the TOILET! HA! * ... which, we don't even have.
* Please try the baseballs~! * Yeah! Eat so many you CHOKE! * ... do they eat sports?
* Then we can all play Twister~! * Just stay OUT OF OUR WAY! * ... we lose even by ourselves.
* (It's a boombox.) * (It's playing clubs music.)
* (Hathy is the second party member. It's the healer.)
* (She was in charge of catering the party.)
* (Unfortunately the cake she commissioned was destroyed in a field somewhere.)
* (That's a risk that one always runs when ordering a cake.)
* (A bicycle is lovingly tucked into bed.)
* (It's a music player.) * (Listen to the contents?)
#Do Not
* (It's full of cartoon splat noises.)
* (You did not listen.)
* (It's some kind of digging implement.)
* (You found 20 Rupys in the hole!)
* (Unfortunately, that's not a useful currency here...)
* (It's a hole made recreationally.)
* (There's salsa buried in the ground here.)
* (It's a hole. Presumably dug for fun.)
* Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms.
* Welcome, welcome, my Heroick Comrades!
Ah, what is thine Intereste?
Why sell to us
The King
The King's Son
* I amst the Duke of Puzzles, Rouxls Kaard.
* My hobbies includest calligraphy, lawkeeping, bugkeeping, cages...
* ... and long walks in the dungeon.
* Artest thou one of my admirers, worm?
* By the way, no hard feelingst about earlier, right?
* Hahaha!! So I might amasseth funds, Worms! An army of funds...
* So that I may crushest thou like Fermented Grapes, into a most delicious and adult beverage -
* Vengeance!! Ahahaha!!!
* Oh, how I amuse myself!!!
* Haha, why of course I wouldst sell to my compatriarts, the Heroes Of Legend!
* Earlier art but a Test of your Heroick Resolve!
* Rouxls is ALWAYS on the winning side!! Thou can bet on that!!!
* Our Lorde King art a cruel and terrifying Monarcke!
* However, he is also Brilliant, for he decidedesteth to appoinst ME, as Duke of Puzzles,
* After pretty mucheth everyone else was firedst or placed inside a cage.
* Truly, a benevolent ruler!
* Yes, the King! A terrible Man! An awful Monarcke!
* Never likedeth that Guye, really!
* I just envisionethed, perhaps... If I acceptedst this High Ranking Positione...
* I could assist to overthroweth him from the Inside!
* ... What!? Cannot thou conceiveth of my plan?!?
* His Son, on the other hand, is more troublesome than a fistful of fleas!
* He alwayst asks me the Worste Queries,
* And calleth me his "Lesser Dad."
* Our relation is NONE, you little water-beetle! I placate you for your Father's sake!
* I do not Wisheth to hear your MP3's! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!
* How is he, anyhow?
* Perhaps my wording art a bit Harshe earlier... The King's offspring is a Darling!
* A strange and irritating darling!
* When his Father does not cook, his Son yells like a baby bird, until I feed him worms!
* Is this what it means to be High Ranking!?
What shalt thou buy?
ITEM#Fragrant#sauce#heals 50HP
Heals#50 HP
WEAPON#Heroic #Cool
Brave Ax
A glossy ax from a block warrior.#Suitable for heroes.
Well, if I have to.
It's a bit too heavy...
Guts Up
WEAPON#Homemade#Healing up
Delicate scarf that increases healing#power but has no attack.
IT'S MADE OF DOILIES!
I'll protect everyone!
Fluffiness UP
Amber Card
A thin square charm that sticks#to you, increasing defense.
... better than nothing.
It's sticky, huh, Kris...
* Anything else?
Thanks, worm.
Thanks, hero!
Perhaps another ware?
Your funds are lacking.
Thou doth carry too much!
Buyeth for
Selleth Items
Selleth Weapons
Selleth Armor
Showeth me your treasure!
That seems to be all, no?
You have none!
What ITEM shalt thou proffer?
What WEAPON shalt thou proffer?
What ARMOR shalt thou proffer?
I shall make use of this!
What?
Er, NO thank you.
* See thou in the Dungeon, Worms!
* Come by any time, my good Worms!
Enough, Worms...!
* Thou may have CHEATETHED through mine PUZZLES, but...
* In COMBAT, thou shalt be scattered about!
* Come, knaves...! Prepareth for battle with...!
* Whatever this is!!!
* Huh...!? * It's the enemy from earlier...!
* But its CROWN looks different!\f0
* ... it looks the same.
* Yes! With my Control Crowne...
* I mayst control ANY disc-shaped Lifeforme!
* Oh no!!!
* It looks like it's in pain!!\f1
* IT LOOKS THE SAME!!!!
* Yes... The control crown is painful...
* But, I'm certain this Creature will feeleth relief...
* When it sees how much MORE pain THOU'LL be in!!!
* Here it comes. Again.
Susie's Idea
* K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * Watch out for its Flying King attack!
* (Also, you need to get the CROWN off of its head.)
* K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * It's being controlled into attacking...!
* (Though, wouldn't it just attack anyway...?)
* Susie? You want to ACT? Aww, what's your idea?
* Umm... well... how do I say this.
* I kind of... * Need you for this one.
* That's fine, Susie! * I'll help!
* You want to apologize to it for earlier, right?
* Nah, I just need you to stay still.
* Kris! We gotta get that CROWN off its head!
* Help me throw Ralsei at it!
to determine the ANGLE!
to determine the POWER!
* The crown greatly loosened!
* The crown loosened a little!
* Missed!
* Huh!? That hardly did anything!
* How can we push off that CROWN...?
* It's still hardly working!
* Whatever can we do, Kris...?
* ... Hey.
* Sometimes persistence is key, Kris!!
* It'll be hard, but we can do it!!
* HEY YOU GUYS!!!
* Why, brilliant! * Just BRILLIANT!
* I knew you couldst do it! Thou great heroes, thou!
* Thou see-eth, that was merely...
* A friendly TEST of thine abilities!
* But thou hast WON! And now, NOTHING blocks thine path!
* I, personally, could NOT be less of an obstruction!
* But you -
* Luck be with you. Heroes!
* (Wall banners. They seem to have been through some kind of struggle...)
* (Riches.) * (They shine with avarice.)
* (It's a throne.) * (It seems to have been damaged in a struggle...)
* (Riches and treasure.) * (It gleams with avarice.)
* Hey, there's Lancer...!
* Father!
* Lancer, my son.
* Have you dispatched the Lightners, as I commanded?
* N... No, b-but...
* I did even better!
* It turns out we don't actually have to fight them!
* They said they could just talk to you, and...
* They're ALIVE?
* Yes, and I think you'll like them a lot!
* There's Susie, she's very purple and strong, and...
* WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
* Ummm...
* It's nice to meet you!
* ... Lancer. * Lancer, my son.
* Y... Yes, father?
* Do you remember what I told you?
* D... Don't... get too attached?
* You have failed.
* They have poisoned you with their sentimentality.
* Free yourself, Lancer. * They care NOT for you.
* Their only goal is to destroy our glorious Fountain.
* They. Are. Scum.
* N... no they aren't...
* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
* Let him go.
* Ha ha ha ha...
* You want me to LET HIM GO!?
* Then how about this...?
* I'll drop him off the edge and let him splatter...
* Unless you all KNEEL and learn your place!
* What will it be, Lightners!?
* D-don't listen to him Susie, he'll... he'll...
* Now WATCH, Lancer...!
* SEE what happens when you befriend Lightners!
* Wh... What the!?
* YOU... YOU TRAITOR...! * COME BACK HERE...!
* Alright, enough already.
* Who the hell do you think you are?
* Heheh... * Heheheheh...
* To my people, I am a hero...
* ... to you?
* I'M THE BAD GUY!!!
* King blocked the way!
Rude Buster
Rude#Damage#
* KING - Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.
* He cannot be reasoned with, but don't give up...!
Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to#one foe. Depends on Attack Magic.
* Darkness pours from the fountain.
* KING's mouths gave a berserk smile.
* The battlefield is rumbling.
* KING's mouths babble indecipherably.
* KING's cape flutters weakly.
* You tried to reason with the King...
* Silence, Lightbringer!
* Your very existence goes against our own...
* By the Knight's will, I shall shatter your heart to pieces!
* Your will is changing... * TALK became COURAGE!
Defense#Boost
* You encouraged the party! * The party's DEFENSE raised for this turn!
* Susie tried to reason with the King...
* Arright, listen up.
* Lancer's my friend.
* So if we can get by without hurting you, then...
* If I perish, so be it!
* Show my son the monster you REALLY are!
* Arright, you wanna see what I can do, huh?
* Susie's will is changing... * TALK became RED BUSTER!
Red#Damage
* Your SOUL shined its power on Susie!
* Ralsei tried to reason with the King...
* You might not realize it, but...
* This is a world where you don't have to fight.
* I know if we try, we can all find another way...
* Such simple-minded platitudes...
* A shame you will not live to realize your naivety.
* Now, perish with the pathetic LIGHTNERs you worship!
* Sorry, my friends and I aren't going anywhere!
* Ralsei's will is changing... * TALK became DUAL HEAL!
Heals#everyone
* Your SOUL shined its power on RALSEI!
Fall before the chain of justice!
How dare you come here, Lightners...?
You, that left us in the shadows, stripped of meaning...
You DARE return to torment us once again?
Begone! We have found fresh purpose.
For the KNIGHT has appeared.
The KNIGHT that pulls the Fountains from the Earth.
Holy Fountains, whose shadows are creating a new world...
OUR world.
Hahaha... Do you see now our NEW purpose...?
Soon, this world shall be blanketed in darkness...
And DARKNERS shall RULE it!
Then, you may see what it is like to live in DESPAIR!
Now, enough talk!
... ha, you're quite strong, aren't you!?
If I keep fighting you like this, then...
It seems... that...
My KNIGHT... I shall not fail you...
* I... I see...
* You are much stronger... than I envisioned...
* Enough... is enough...
* I see... I see that I cannot defeat you.
* I have grown exhausted from our long battle.
* Lightners... I...
* Perhaps I... I have been too cruel.
* The truth is... I was not always this way.
* There once was a time...
* ... where Darkners and Lightners lived in harmony.
* A time where Darkners could fulfill their purpose in peace...
* It would be a lie to say that I, too...
* ... do not yearn for those days.
* ... Perhaps... Perhaps you young ones are right.
* Please... let us put away our weapons.
* There must be a peaceful solution to all this.
* (Come now, Susie!)
* I'm glad you're starting to realize, Mr. King...
* None of us really want to fight.
* If you can just tell us about your worries...
* I'm sure we can all be friends, Mr. King!
* Y-yes... "Friends..."
* That sounds... lovely...
* (C... cough) * My apologies, I am...
* I am not used to... fighting like that...
* My body is... getting weak...
* Oh, don't say another word!
* There, you should be all healed up!
* How do you feel...?
* L... Let's see...
* Never better.
* Y... You...
* Did I say you could get up?
* Kris...!?
* Oh, spare me the heroics.
* You... You're the leader, aren't you?
* So, what's your plan?
* To laugh, as you cast us all back into obscurity?
* You can't even say...?
* Young one...
* Quiet people PISS ME OFF.
* Get away. * From my. * Friend.
* Heh heh heh heh...
* OR WHAT?
* You'll KILL me?
* So what's your plan, then...?
* To TALK me to death...?
* You stupid, stupid Lightner.
* You honestly think you have any way...
* ... to convince me NOT to kill you?
* But THEY might.
* L... Lancer!? * E... Everyone!?
* WHAT is the meaning of this!?
* Sorry, Dad! * You're being overthrown!
* When I told everyone you were fighting the Lightners...
* Everyone remembered how kind they were!
* They decided they'd rather have a king...
* That accepts them!
* Me!!!
* Now I'm the dad!!!
* You IDIOTS! The Lightners are your ENEMIES!
* FOOLS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!
* Yikes! I think someone needs a time out!
* Go to your room, Dad!!!
* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
* Y'alright, Kris?
* Kris! * Susie...!
* Oh, you're all right...!
* Yeah, it'll take more than that to take us down.
* Kris, Susie... I'm... I'm sorry.
* Because I healed the KING, we almost... we almost...
* Susie, you were right. I...
* I was foolish to think we could act so soft to everyone...
* This isn't a world where kindness always wins, is it?
* Eh, it's complicated.
* Yeah, sometimes there's people you just gotta fight.
* But if you NEVER let your guard down, then...
* You might just... hurt someone you care about.
* Aww, Susie...
* You're beginning to sound like a real hero...!
* Eh, don't get used to it.
* Then, I...
* I suppose you and Kris should return home now.
* Yeah, I...
* I guess that's right, huh.
* See ya.
* Surely you must realize...
* How exhausted I am, Lightner.
* Any hit from you would kill me.
* Why not do it, Lightner?
* Kill me and show my son how much you REALLY care.
* To convince me NOT to kill you?
* Just wait a second.
* Wait for WHAT?
* Why am I suddenly... so sleepy...?
* Why you... you little...
* You sweet...
* ... little...
* ... pumpkin...
* Hey Kris, y'alright?
* Th... That was close, Susie!
* I'm surprised you remembered my Pacify spell...
* Hey, c'mon.
* I'd never forget something I made fun of you for.
* You might just... hurt someone you care about, too.
* Everyone!!! * You're OK!!!
* Lancer! Hey!!!
* Sorry, I kinda beat up your dad.
* That's OK! It happens!
* Oh, it even looks like he's having a beauty nap!
* That's good. * He seemed cranky.
* Man, you can say that again!
* Err, Lancer...? * What's that noise...?
* Oh. I actually... came to WARN you clownlings.
* I informed the Guys you were fighting My Dad, but...
* Instead of eagerly volunteering to help you,
* Everyone just caught the "freak-outs."
* Now they appear to be... um...
* Breaking through the door to the throne room.
* Well, uh, that's not the best.
* Kris, Susie...
* It seems that you must hurry to the Fountain.
* ... No time for goodbyes, huh...
* Yes!!! Of course no goodbyes!!!
* We're bad guys, so we only have BAD-byes!!!
* Heheh, you've learned a lot, huh.
* Only from the best! * Of the worst!!!
* OK! I'll go stop the door!!!
* Later, dude.
* Hey Kris.
* W... wait a second.
* Ummm, I...
* I know you wanna give a REAL goodbye to everyone, right?
* I mean, I'm ALL for leaving right away, but...
* Y'know, we could go back a sec. If you wanted.
* Well, then what are we waiting for?
* Let's head back!
* C'mon, don't lie!
* Let's at least say goodbye to Lancer!
* Kris...? Susie...? You came back...?
* Ummm, well...
* Kris just wanted to say bye, y'know...
* Oh!!! Actually...
* ... Everyone here wanted to say goodbye, too.
* Please let me know when you leave, alright?
* Yeah, yeah, we'll try not to skip you.
* Kris... Susie...? Are you leaving?
* Nah, we have to talk to Lancer first.
* Way to go, kids! Now we can go back to making the puzzles we love...
* Life's got no tutorial, so try your best!
* And, thanks to your donation, I could buy a new hat and some shaving cream.
* Got nothing left to teach you now...
* Best! You're the Best!
* 'Onestly, we owe you...
* You're O-bsolutely O-mazing!
* Bgreat Bwork!
* (Even a little ball can say something like "thank you.")
* Thank you! I can go back to being a coat hanger now!
* By the by, I asked Seam to come here, but...
* There wasn't any interest.
* Wonderful Worke, mine Amigose!
* Thou hast toppledst the Tyrant! Freedst our Creedst!
* Trulyeth, History shall not forget -
* The Tale of Rouxls Kaard, and the Three Heroes!
* What about the part where you tried to kill us?
* Ah... an interesting Historical Theorie, is it not?
* Nonetheless, the evidence precludeth such a thing...
* ... what evidence?
* I shall giveth thou a plate of Worms for thou silence.
* Deal.
* I knew you could do it!
* Though I was your enemy, I was cheering for you...!
* ... That's how much I disliked my job.
* The future looks sweet~! * Like a pile of BEE'S PUKE. * ... which, is honey, I think.
* A kingdom with so much hope~! * Hope you didn't SCREW IT UP. * ... that means thank you.
* Come to our next b-day, too~! * We'll have one SOON!!! * ... if that's... possible...
* (Hathy looked at you proudly...)
* (Kiss!)
* (Limit one.)
* What's going on? I slept through everything...
* (Show's over! Everybody go home!)
* What ho!! What about us!? Aren't we going to be restored as Kings...!?
* ... Ah? My treasure is unharmed? Carry on, then.
* (What's all the fuss about? Fewer people are in cages...)
* (Us animals decided it's OK if the Kings stay in the cages as well.)
* (... but they'll have to put on animal ears and noses...)
* I'll be honest, at first we weren't sure who make our new King...
* ... I mean, Lancer HAS always been a bit of a pain.
* But after seeing how nice he treats YOU guys, I think he'll be fine!
* I have high hopes for the new King.
* He's already mandated a 400-percent increase in salsa production.
* Susie! Blue person whose name I neglected to learn all along!
* I thought you were going homeways.
* We were, but Kris wanted to say bye, y'know?
* Oh!!! Really!? Hohoho!!! That's funny!!
* I thought YOU wanted to say bye because we're friends!
* Huh!? I mean... I didn't NOT want to!
* Umm, so, you're the king now, huh...?
* Yes!! And I'm changing some big rules!
* First, Lightners are now legal!
* Second, prison is now only for dads!
* Sounds like some pretty good changes.
* Hey, your dad was, uh, protecting the fountain, right?
* ... is it gonna be OK if we mess with it...?
* I have no idea!
* But it's you guys, so I trust you...!
* If something bad happens, we'll fix it out!
* Yeah, guess we'll just see I guess.
* Umm... well, see ya later!
* Come back soon!!!
* There's always room in town, for a couple of clowns!
* You should tell your Prince I say goodbye as well.
* ... is he leaving?
* No... he's just a sweet little peach.
* (Its previously violent expression has turned to kindness...)
* (It will now live a peaceful life.)
* (Because you rescued it, it grew to respect you...)
* (Well, actually, maybe it shrunk to respect you.)
* Hell if I know, I'm just following Kris.
* Guess we'll just walk to the right if we are.
* Susie, Kris... Are you going to leave...?
* Susie... Kris...?
* If we must say goodbye, then...
* Umm, I...
* I just wanted to say... I...
* I really enjoyed meeting you two, and...
* Hey, can you STOP mumbling into your hat for a sec?
* Can barely hear ya, dude.
* Um... Kris, Susie... I...
* I hope I can see you again soon.
* Next time I'll make you lots of yummy cakes, alright?
* ??????????
* Umm, yeah! Sure, dude, haha!
* Let's go, Kris!
* Hey, Kris, I know you wanna stay, but...
* We gotta go.
* We've gotta go, Kris...
* There's no time.
* OK, maybe things aren't that urgent, but...
* ... Huh?
* Kris, you wanna...
* ... go say goodbye to everyone, don't you?
* Heh, well... if you're gonna MAKE me,
* I GUESS we can go back for a bit.
* Let's go!
* C'mon, let's at least say bye to Lancer!
Is this... the fountain...?
Dunno how, but...
It feels like we stumbled into
something really important, didn't we...?
Well, there's no time to think about that now.
Right now...
It's time to go home,
right, Kris?
(As you stood in front of the fountain,)
(You felt something strange.)
(It was as if)
(Your very SOUL was glowing...)
* Wh... what happened!? * I can't see anything!!
* Hey, WATCH IT!
* H... Huh...?
* The unused classroom...?
* How'd we get here...?
* ... Hey, Kris...
* What...
* What just happened...?
* Like, that wasn't a dream or anything, was it...?
* Anyway, as I was SAYING,
* Let's just tell Alphys we couldn't find any chalk.
Hot Chocolate
Ball of Junk
Halloween Pencil
Lucky Pencil
* "Ball of Junk" - A small ball of accumulated things.
* It smells like scratch'n'sniff marshmallow stickers.
* "Halloween Pencil" - Weapon 1 AT * Orange with black bats on it.
* "Lucky Pencil" - Weapon 1 AT * Covered in green clovers and rainbows.
* "Egg" - Not too important, not too unimportant.
* There is a small shard of something in your pocket.
* It feels like glass, but...
* (Playing cards spill out of a deck in the closet.)
* (It's a yellowed, poorly-drawn picture of a green turtle.)
* (It's signed 'Alvin.')
* (It's a lightswitch.)
* (It's a checkerboard.) * (There are pawns strewn on it.)
* (It's a worn-down stuffed animal.)
* Man, the sun's already setting...
* Everyone else must have gone home by now.
* Guess Alphys'll know better than to ask US next time, huh?
* Well, guess we should go.
* See ya later, I guess.
* Let's go back there tomorrow, alright?
* (The door is locked.)
* (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's lukewarm.)
* (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's tepid.)
* (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's refreshingly cool.)
* Do you like, breathing? Moving fast, with or without, legs?
* But usually, with legs?
* Join the Cross Country Team with Jockington, and Noelle!
* (Locker. It's locked.)
* (This used to be your brother's locker.)
* (It's your locker.) * (It's empty.)
* (... It seems to not be time for class.)
* (The computer is turned off.)
* (Everything felt peaceful for a moment.)
* ("Ms. Toriel" is written in cursive on the dry-erase board.)
* (Seems like it hasn't been erased in a very long time.)
* (It's a computer.)
* (Its desktop wallpaper is you and your brother dressed up for Halloween 8 years ago.)
* (Some kind of teacher food.)
* (It's a poster of several basic shapes.) * (Circle, Oval, Square...)
* (Hyperdodecahedron...)
* (Kids' books.) * (Some of them used to be yours.)
* (It's a primitive drawing of your mom.)
* (Some kind of primitive sculpture.) * (Who knows what it represents?)
* (The Throne of the Gods.)
* (Ring, ring...)
* Whatever have you been doing!?
* I sat in the car waiting for you after school for half an hour...!
* I called and called, but you never picked up...
* You had your poor mother worried sick!
* Kris, I am afraid I am going to have to punish you...
* ... huh?
* ... A friend?
* You were spending time with... a friend?
* I will make an exception this time.
* You can continue your adventures a little longer.
* But when you return home...
* You are going to have to go to bed early.
* See you soon, honey.
* (Click...)
* Kris, honey, what is it?
* What? No, I am not giving you a ride home.
* Our house is not far. It is just at the top of town.
* Try walking. It builds character, honey.
* Kris, I am grading papers.
* I can talk to you when you get back, alright?
* Our house is only at the top of town, you know.
* Kris! * You survived Susie! * I was getting worried!
* OK, Kris, now for something more important.
* Now you can finally pay off your family debt.
* How to Draw Dragons is 2583 days overdue.
* However, Kris. * I am a benevolent volunteer assistant.
* If you turn it in this week, I'll reduce your fine to...
* A mere $64.23! * Consider it, Kris!
* Ah, did you forget what it looks like?
* The front is, perhaps... a mauve dragon wearing lipstick.
* And as for her clothes, I believe they are, well...
* You know, Kris, I think you'll know it when you see it!
* What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
* I'm sorry, Kris. * I don't have time to do such things.
* Because I'm... Hmm... What do they say?
* CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY?
* You should try it someday, Kris!
* It's actually quite gratifying!
* Kris! What'sup!
* Catti's working, so I'm starting, on our Project!
* I've already, copied a bunch of pictures.
* (It's the same picture of a soccer ball 73 times.)
* You could say I'm having a Ball! * Hah haha!
* gotta go to colleg... * so tem stuby... * HARD!!!!
* (She's reading a comic full of hot demon guys.)
* (There's an anime review.) * (Read it?)
No No NoNo No NoNo No No
* Teen'z Corner Monthly Toon Review: Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2
* This reviewer had Mew Mew 2 as her first exposure to the series...
* And let her tell you, it makes Mew Mew 1 look like a dumpster with sparkly cat ears!
* With a darker storyline and more mature themes...
* The second one treats the viewer like a real adult...
* Instead of like an animal that will die if it goes ten seconds without seeing a beach ball.
* Not to mention, Mew Mew's character in the first one...
* Is more stale than the ramen I eat at home by myself with the lights off.
* Teens and older should check out this dark masterpiece!
* Signed, The Anonymous Yellow Lizard
* (You decide not to read it.)
* (There's a book here.) * (You lick the page...) * (It's delicious!)
* (This must be what they meant by flavor text.)
* (It's an unlabelled book. You look inside...)
* oh.... i accidentally returned my personal journal instead of my book...
* oh no.... they're putting it into their catalogue...
* oh no... i have to take it out every time i want to write a new entry...
* "Please remember my name. Please. I wrote a book to help you remember."
* (By Hots Fireguy)
* "Lord of the Hammer"
* (First in the award-winning fiction series by lauded historian Gerson Boom.)
* (Computer Lab.) * (Please surf the web responsibly.)
* (In fact, maybe don't do it at all.)
* (You looked through the window to the computer lab...)
* (There seems to be a dog inside working at a computer...)
* (Seems like it's making a game...)
* (Seems like you shouldn't interrupt it...)
* (Seems like when the game's finished, you can go in...)
* (You just have to trust the dog...)
* (Now the dog is just playing the maracas...)
* (It's not doing any work...)
* (This might take a while...)
* (There's a crude drawing of an ice-cube wearing a headband.)
* ("The TeenZone: Where Teen's Can Be Kid's.")
* (A feeling of immense relief washes over you.)
* I love reading books. * Especially the books upstairs. * You should really.
* Read them!
* I love reading books. * Especially...
* The books.
* Police Chief Undyne is supposed to be directing traffic...
* But all she's doing is standing in the middle of the street yelling "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!"
* She's the best, huh!? * I feel really directed!!!
* HEY, PUNK!!! * GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!!
* YOU'RE BLOCKIN' TRAFFIC!!!!
* ... Oh, wait, it's just Asgore's kid.
* Sorry, I'm a little, uh, worked up lately.
* This job is SO boring. * Nothing EVER happens in this town!
* Ngh... I just wish SOMETHING would shake things up!
* ... Huh? * You got somethin' to report?
* Got somethin' to report?
#Alphys
#Dark World
Help you
* ... Alphys?
* Who's Alphys? * No idea who you're talking about.
* ... Why, did they do something illegal!?
* Gotcha, if I see "Alphys," I'll tackle 'em!!
* Fuhuhuhu!! * They're as good as dead!!
* Aww, you wanna help me? Sure, punk.
* Get someone to rob the bank so I can suplex them!
* ... wait, do we even have a bank?
* Hey, get someone to build a bank...!
* What? * There's a Dark World inside the school?
* Uh... SURE, kid.
* There's no law against Dark Worlds anyway!
* That's a job for the school board!
* Don't do anything illegal, you little punk~!
* And lemme know if you get a lead on any purple girls.
* There's one wanted on SEVERAL counts of Comic Mischief.
* H-How am I supposed to get past this blue lady...!? * I'm stuck!!
* I-I guess I should just run away...
* (It's one of those sliding bead toys that naturally spawns inside doctors' offices.)
* (The beads march grimly along their set path.)
* Oh, it's you. * Are you here to play the piano again?
* The patients can't hear it well from here, but I personally enjoy it.
* Sometimes the police chief comes in to play the piano.
* Her playing is nice, but when she starts singing...
* We have to ask her to leave.
* Hmmm... you usually play the piano a bit more... beautifully.
* Is everything OK? * You DO seem a little sick...
* (It's an obligatory hospital piano, shrunk to fit in the corner.)
* (As a result, it's missing most of the good keys.)
* (Play it?)
* (Plink...)
* (Your hands linger over the keys doing nothing.)
* Ahahaha... DAD! * I can't just SAY that to her!
* Oh my god... I'd DIE. * I'd LITERALLY die.
* Noelle. Sweetheart. * First time I laid eyes on your mother...
* I walked right up and told her she was a HOT piece of work.
* R...Really?
* Yeah, she slapped me so hard I blacked out!
* Hahaha...! * Dad, that doesn't help at all!
* Anyhow, how's Dragon Blazers III? * Beat it yet?
* Nah, I'm still at the Ice Palace. * I've been kind of...
* ... kind of waiting to finish it with you, Dad.
* ... * Noelle...
* Maybe... * Maybe you shouldn't wait.
* D... Dad?
* You should bring it HERE! * I'm bored as hell!
* Har har har! * FINE, you win! * I'll bring it next time!
* Oh, it's getting late...
* Guess I better go. * I've got HOMEWORK.
* Oh. * That's the group project voice.
* Bird guy again? * What's his name? Nerdly?
* It's, um, Berdly... * He's not that bad, dad.
* I'll kick his ass.
* Hahaha... * Dad, you're not even supposed to get up.
* Bring him by the window! I'll throw something at him!
* GOODBYE, dad.
* Bye, honey.
* ... oh? * Hi, Kris...?
* hey, look who's walkin' around.
* how are ya, kid?
Great to#see you#again
Who the#hell are#you?
* yeah, it's real nice, isn't it?
* especially considering i've never met you before.
* the name's sans. * sans the skeleton. * i'm new in town.
* what's up?
* hmm... y'know, good question.
* i'm sans. * your friendly neighborhood skeleton.
#Store
#Friends
* behind me? * yeah, that's the grocery store.
* unfortunately, it's closed.
* what a pain. * i really wanted to buy some milk.
* someone oughta complain to the guy who runs it.
* we just moved here, so i hardly know anyone.
* why, got anyone i should know better?
* oh, you've got something better to do?
* me too.
* anyway, i'll be standing here doing nothing.
#My Mom
* your mother, huh...?
* too late.
* i already "befriended" your mom last night.
* she's great. came to the store to buy chocolate kisses.
* said she's gotta lock her door to stop you from eating 'em.
* heheheh... you sound like a fun kid, huh?
My Teacher
* alphys. yeah. i know about her.
* came into the store with a suitcase and sunglasses.
* thought she was part of the mob.
* she opened the case and stuffed it full of instant noodles.
* paid in small bills,
* then slunk out of the place,
* pajamas trailing on the floor.
* anyway, our relationship is, uh, purely business.
* so, uh, i guess i'll just let her do her thing.
#Me
* woah there, tiger.
* you can't just jump straight into friendship.
* it takes time.
* alright, that's enough time.
* take this.
* call it whenever you feel like.
* (You got Sans's Number.)
* hey, i gave you a number, what more do you want?
* ah, sorry. i don't hang out with idiot babies.
* they compete with my sociological niche.
* huh?
* harsh, but fair.
* ... hey bud.
* ... are you busy tomorrow...?
* i need some help with something.
* it'd be great if you could come over.
* i live just next door, ya know.
* wow... you answered quickly, huh.
* that's not good. * i'm a total stranger.
* you should probably hesitate more.
* well, guess i shouldn't complain...
* huh...? * what are we going to be doing?
* oh, i'm not going to be there.
* that'd be weird.
* it's just gonna be you and my little brother.
* he needs friends.
* thanks for hanging out with him.
* see ya.
* wow, you were deliberating for a while.
* gee, what's wrong?
* don't want to hang out with a stranger?
* ... well, that was quick.
* ... hmm, well, that's disappointing.
* alright, alright, lemme sweeten the deal for ya.
* if you come over... i, will personally,
* not even be there.
* it'll just be you and my little brother.
* since he's new here, he needs friends.
* anyway, thanks for agreeing to hang out with him.
* Hello.
* You have reached the Hotline for Idiot Babies.
* Please press 1 for Idiots, 2 for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies, and 4 for None.
#1
#2
* Ah, you're an Idiot?
* Ah, you're an Baby?
* Ah, you're an Idiot Baby?
* To tell you the truth, I'm one too.
* Let's try our best, OK?
* Huh!?
* Why'd you call the Hotline for Idiot Babies if you aren't an Idiot Baby?
* (Ring, ring...) * (Ring, ring...) * (Ring, ring...)
* (The phone kept ringing infinitely.)
* (Knock knock knock...)
* (No response...) * (... but the distant trousle of bones.)
* Ooo, are you the human that lives at the top of town?
* Wow, my mommy told me about you...
* Does it hurt to be made of blood???
* Huh... that sounds like the knock of a beginner.
* Come back when you've gotten better at knocking!
* Yo, Kris! * You survived Susie, haha!
* I mean, I never saw her beat anyone up, but, uh, I'd be careful.
* Like, one time me, Snowy, and Jockington were playing handball,
* And she just kept creepily watching us from the corner.
* Then, when the ball rolled over to her she just, uh, froze solid...
* ... and kicked the ball as hard as she could, right into Officer Undyne's car!
* Then, Undyne came out, smiling, cracked her knuckles, and totally wiped us at handball...
* Anyway, Susie sucks, Kris, haha.
* Yo, Kris, you look kind of annoyed. * Everything OK?
* You can calm down now, dude! Susie's not here, haha!
* ... Huh? * You look even more annoyed...
* HOOH!! * You're lucky, Kris!!
* You got to miss class with Alphys! It's not fair! Ha ha ha!
* If I skipped class, my dad'd never let me hear the end of it!!! Ha ha ha!!!
* ... That's actually not even remotely funny.
* OY, Snowy, whaddid I TELL YAH about knockin' the door so hahd!
* Don't! * Do! * It!
* It's REALLY gonna hurt yah face! We don't have arms, yah know!
* (It's a dirty trash can.)
* (It's a trash can full of well-kept flowers.)
* ... O-Oh! Kris! Kris, you're OK!
* I... I was really worried when you didn't come back...
* Where did you go...? Did you skip class...?
* W-well, don't worry about it.
* I'm the cool teacher, y'know. You're not in trouble.
* W-well, let me know if you need anything...
* O... Oh, Kris...
* D... Did you want to talk about something?
#Flowers
#Saucer
* O-Oh, these flowers...? They're from your dad...
* He... He always asks how you're doing in school...
* ... Then gives me a bouquet of them.
* ... A-actually, that he always gives me flowers...
* ... R-really makes me w-wonder if he... If he l-likes...
* I-if... If he l-likes...
* ... The awesome comics I lent to him.
* Honestly, HE kind of reminds me of a superhero, Kris.
* (He's huge and could kick my ass.)
* K... Kris, even though you never got the chalk...
* You deserve an award for trying so hard to find it.
* So, in return, I can let you borrow, um...
* M... My home-made DVD collection of the Symptons!
* Y-you know, the sitcom about the middle-class monster family.
* It's got every episode in all 28 seasons!
* It's the funniest, most quotable show ever...!
* But make sure you don't watch past the second season
* Since they just rebooted it as Symptons Turbo
* They all started driving their own motor-vehicles
* And fighting giant giga-demons and stuff
* The main problem about that is that it kind of
* Lost the focus on family that it had earlier
* When their vehicles were shaped like animals
* And they were friends with the animal vehicles too
* And let's not get into Symptons Galaxy Force
* Where the Symptons discover another Earth
* On the other side of the Sun
* WOULDN'T THE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD JUST
* ... You don't want to watch it?
* ... Th-That's ok, Kris...
* Oh, this saucer of milk?
* I-It's for my kitty, MewMew! She's a perfect angel!
* ... uh? What does she look like...?
* W... well, I've never actually s-seen her, b-but...
* Ever since I started putting out milk, it's been disappearing.
* S... So I'd like to think that there's a cat.
* M... My cat.
* OK, umm, if you ever need help with homework...
* My office hours are in this disgusting alley.
* H... Heheheh... Umm, tell your mom I said hi.
* (It's a saucer of milk.)
* Hey neighbor-beighbor! When's yah brother Doug gonna come by? Huh huh huh!
* My girls'd love to see him! He's a sweet little man!
* He's just got one problem... * He doesn't like my wife's cookin'!
* What's wrong, Douglas? * You don't like frozen cat food? Huh huh huh!
* Can't blame yah brother for leavin' town.
* He's out there, gettin' a big brain in the big school.
* Hope when he becomes a big shot, he remembers us little guys down the street.
* Eatin' oranges and gettin' our stomachs pumped.
* Lil Krissy!!! * Like, what's up!? * Give Aunt Catty a hug!
* Mwah! * Mwah! * Mwah!
* Ha ha ha! * I'm not even actually your aunt!
* Oh my god... * Can I talk to you about something?
* Actually, like, anything, though. * Your choice.
#Asriel
#Neighbors
* Oh my god, Asriel! * Like, what a cutie pie!
* Do you remember when me and him went to the dance?
* That was like... * The best night EVER!
* Even though I spilled the entire punch bowl all over him...
* And danced inappropriately in front of your mom...
* And got arrested in the parking lot for making a scene...
* Hahaha! That was SO much fun! * Tell him I said hi!
* Ooo, how's Catti doing? * I have no idea.
* We, like, totally can't connect at all!
* Yesterday, I asked if she wanted to hear me play the ukelele...
* She said no! * And then she, like, told me...
* My playing is "an anti-blessing from Planet Hell."
* What the HECK, Krissy?
* That's SOOO cute! * I love my fricked-up lil sis!
* Like, that green girl next door?
* Oh my god, Krissy. * She's like... my LIFE VILLAIN.
* Like, the other day, I went to see Cat Petters 2...
* And the only other person in the theater was her!
* Then I went to QC's and ordered a Catpuccino...
* And she, like, was already drinking one!
* She's SUCH a copycat! * ... uhh, copygator?
* Copysaurus? * Copodile? * IDK, she sucks!
* Lil Krissy! * Did you wanna talk about something!?
* Oh, you gotta go? * Do you have, like, homework...?
* You should, like, let me help!
* Hahaha, JK! * I totally don't want to! Laters!
* (There's some kind of scratching noise coming from inside...)
* Krissy! * Like, long time no see!
* What's up? * Did you wanna talk about something?
#Neighbor
#Memories
Go Away
* Ugh, that chick next door drives me NUTS.
* I keep seeing her EVERYWHERE I go. * She's a TOTAL copycat.
* Like, WHY though? * Doesn't she realize she'll NEVER be me?
* Honestly, her whole family is, like, SO trashy.
* Once her sister served me a coffee and I swear it was half cat fur.
* Like, get a hairnet, girl. For, like, your whole body.
* Remember that time you wanted to hang out with us big kids?
* I was like, "yeah, of course! Just get us some burgers!"
* Then, like, amazingly... * You ACTUALLY got them...
* So I told you to go back and get some french fries, too...
* ... then a dozen miniature cakes...
* They were SO good, I ate like six!
* Then I like... * Suddenly got so sick I had to go home.
* Man.
* So, like, anyway... * Kris, are you busy?
* Aww, that's no way to talk to your almost-sister-in-law.
* Nah, I'm joking. * But, like...
* Remember that time I played truth or dare with Azzy?
* I, like, made him give me his first kiss...
* Then your mom found out he kissed someone, and...
* Like, I think she basically dialed 911.
* I swear your family went to church, like...
* Every single day that week.
* Aw, Krissy, you just wanted to say hi?
* That's adorable... * Now get out of here.
* Ah, I'm afraid no one's home right now, darling.
* Now, why don't you prance on home?
* I'm telling you, they're not home right now.
* ... Ah, you just wanted to talk to me...?
* My apologies, beautiful. * I'm afraid I'm a bit of a nobody.
* Dum dee dum...
* Oh? * Is someone there?
* Just a moment!
* I have almost finished watering these flowers.
* ... Here we are!
* Howdy! * How can I...
* ... Oh! Kris!
* ... Oh. * I'm sorry.
* I forgot if you don't like hugs like that.
* Well now, make yourself at home, Kris.
* You can help yourself to anything you like.
* (It's a cash register.) * (There's not much change inside.)
* (It's a flower.)
* (It's some kind of catalogue... There's a car magazine underneath.)
* (It's an expertly trimmed arrangement.)
* Say, Kris... * I was thinking.
* Perhaps when Asriel comes home...
* We could all go to the diner, just like old times...
* My treat.
* Doesn't that sound yummy?
* Then we could all have a nice drive around town.
* I might need to clean out my truck, but...
* (There are various flowers inside.)
* (It's a note.) * (It says...)
* No rent received. Again. * Stop giving away flowers. * Start selling them.
* You have one month. - C
* (Various bags of soil.)
* (It's a dirty watering can.)
* (There is some dirty fur stuck in the drain.)
* (It's a rusty fridge with some photos on it.)
* Oh, Kris. * If you're hungry...
* ... help yourself to anything you want.
Open#Fridge
See photos
* Nothing happened.
* (A photo of your mother and father on their wedding day.)
* (She's holding a bouquet of seven flowers.)
* (A reindeer-looking monster stands nearby in a tuxedo.)
* (They all look happy.)
* (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it.)
* (You decide to pass.)
* (You decide not to look.)
* (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it...)
* (... and, for some reason, a lone egg.)
* (You put the Egg you were carrying inside, too...)
* (There are two Eggs inside the fridge.)
* (It's a small TV.) * (On top are some superhero comics.)
* (It's a door.) * (It's locked.)
* (It's ...flower, protected in a container...)
* (It's an air mattress.) * (It's certainly not king-sized...)
* Kris, do you want to sleep over?
* You could use that air mattress, and I could...
* Er, use those bags of soil... * Perhaps not.
* Yes, these flowers are still kicking.
* Quite hard to take care of them in this climate...
* Oh, Kris. Before you go...
* Here. * For your mother... * Our secret.
* (You got the Bouquet of Flowers.)
* Have a great day, Kris.
* (It's your dad's truck.)
* (The floor of the front seat is littered with old papers and country CDs...)
* Nothin' better than hangin' at the lake with my best bro...
* Watchin' the waves go by...
* ... true.
* (It's a metal picnic table.) * (Cigarette butts lay on the ground underneath it.)
* (Stick your fingers into the holes in the table?)
#Stick fingers
* (Your fingers don't fit through the top anymore.) * (You try from below.)
* (... your hand became covered in cobwebs.)
* (You decided not to stick your fingers through.)
* (It's a bunch of roses in a glass container.)
* Hey, I'm happy your dad brought me flowers, but...
* Roses!? What is this, man? Beauty and the Beast?
* That ain't gonna work, man! We're both beasts!
* (It's a bunch of roses.) * (They seem healthy.)
* Kris, I love your dad, but...
* Asgore, if you wanna go to prom with me, just ask!
* (Patient Name:) * (Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday)
* Hey Kris, you forget my name or something!?
* (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.)
* That angel? * Noelle n' Dess made it in youth group.
* It's kind of like a good luck charm to me now.
* Oh, right, you and Azzy tried to make one too...
* But you wasted the whole time making huge wings for it!
* Oh, so you're just here to use the sink, huh?
* Come on, Kris! * Be a little friendlier!
* (It's a sink.)
* Hey, Kris, is that sink really more interesting than me?
* Well jingle my goshdarn bells! Looks like Krismas came early!
* Alright, Kris. Just gimme the straight shot.
* Why you here? * Did your mom make you come here?
* Really? * You've grown up a lot, Kris.
* I'm proud of you.
* Wasn't too long ago you were just the creepy kid next door.
* Now you're the creepy kid right in front of me!
* Hahahaha!!!
* Okay, okay, seriously, you wanna chat or something?
* Hahaha, that's what I thought! * She's a PEACH, huh...?
* Fuzzy n' sweet on the outside, a total NUT on the inside!
* Oh, your dad? Yeah, he's a real fruit himself too.
* Which one? I dunno, probably a hairy one... like a kiwi.
Noelle
#Family
* She's a sweetheart, isn't she, Kris?
* Smart, kind, sweet... couldn't ask for a better daughter.
* I just wish she wasn't so... defenseless.
* Scary movies, bugs, Santa Claus... everything scares her.
* And when it happens, she freezes like a deer in headlights.
* Remember she used to even be afraid of humans under the bed?
* (Kris, it was NOT nice of you to hide under there, by the way!)
* ... anyhow, that's what's tough about being in here, Kris.
* Not what's going on with me.
* Just that... in the meantime, I can't be there to protect her.
* Keep an eye out for her, OK?
* Hey, Kris, you wanna chat or something?
* Don't worry, there's no way you can bore me right now!
* ... So, why am I in here...?
* Well, they found some crap, so it's just some tests.
* Yeah, it's no big deal. Nothing a Holiday can't handle.
* I'll be outta here in a jiff, then I can go back to, I dunno...
* Yelling at you for getting tangled in our light display.
* Kris, even if we've grown apart, we still love your family.
#Sit
#Don't Sit
* (Didn't feel like it.)
* (You decided not to sit.)
* Oh hey... now that Asriel's off to college...
* Y'think he's doing any CRAZY parties, like me and your dad?
* Heh, I'm just pulling your leg. Your dad was no party animal.
* Your MOTHER on the other hand...! Whoo!
* She'd always fuss about going, but once the party started...
* Yikes, man!
* Once she hit me clear across the room with a key lime pie!
* I got smashed into the snack table and toppled everything!
* Tasty pie though. Couldn't complain.
* After all, me and Asgore were college pals, right?
* Then what the hell're you here for, Kris!? To gawk!?
* Hey, Kris, you KNOW you signed the inside, right?
* Why are you staring at it like you haven't seen it before?
* Is your penmanship that good??? Was I not moved enough???
* You thought this was the zoo or something!? C'mon!
* Kris, you jealous you don't have your own wall plaque?
* Amazing what's being done with our taxpayer dollars, huh?
* (Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number "#1" Spot for a piping hot pe"E"ce of PEZZA.)
* (Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're Family.)
* (... Is Going to Love it!)
* (The entrance is locked.) * (No one's inside.)
* (Seems like all of the employees are outside in costume.)
* Would you be interested in trying some of our many 24 Pezza Flavors?
* We've got Normal,
* Cheese,
* Ice,
* Gravy,
* Double Ice,
* Peeperoniss,
* And more! * Stop on down at ICE-E's PEZZA!
* Psst, can I tell you a mascot secret? I only started working here because...
* The logo made me think it was an ice-cream shop...
* But I ended up really loving my job! And my co-workers, too! Heehee!
* (Oh, God, someone's actually here...) * Uhhhh...
* Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number "#1" Spot for a piping hot pe"E"ce of PEZZA.
* ... H... Hey! * Hey, wait a second!
* I recognize you!
* Little buddy! * It's me!
* Wanna chat for a minute before I lose my mind?
#Job
Co-Workers
* Do you know when Azzy's coming home?
* Y... You can't tell him this, but I really miss the guy.
* It'd be sweet to cruise around town like old times...
* Picking up, for example...
* CHICKS
* Which, as a matter of course
* May not have ever actually happened.
* B-but one time Undyne made eye contact with me!
* ... while she was writing me a speeding ticket.
* H... Hey! * Hey little buddy! * What's up?!
* Ah, yes, Little Buddy. Good idea. Meet the Rogue's Gallery.
* Blue Ears - Soft serve obsessed, no concept of personal space.
* Keeps accidentally pouring slushies on me and giggling.
* The Warrior - Thankfully absent due to pizza-related injuries.
* Constantly terrorizing customers with war chants.
* Purple Guy - Man, THAT GUY, you gotta...
* ... actually, does that guy even work here?
* Ah, my co-workers. Where would I be without them?
* A happy place, little buddy. A much happier place.
* Make no mistake, little buddy.
* ICE-E's P"E"ZZA is H"E"LL.
* I can't slack off for SECONDS without hearing...
* "Be a team player, there's no I in PEZZA!"
* YES THERE IS. * YOU JUST TOOK IT OUT.
* But it's OK, little buddy. * I've been saving up...
* ... To go to college where Azzy is!
* Then I'll get a theater degree, become a famous actor...
* And let the fangirls roll in, little buddy.
* It's fine, Little Buddy. You don't have to watch me suffer.
* Just enjoy your freedom... While it lasts...
* Oh, hi, Kris!
* Did you need help with your homework again?
* I know you were having trouble last time, so, um,
* I actually got a few things ready for you, in case --
* Ah, wait, sorry! I can't right now...
* I forgot my house key again, and...
* Sorry, Kris, I'll help you later, if that's ok.
* See you at school, Kris!
* Umm, Kris?
* Did you... want to talk about something?
#Susie
#Key
* Susie! That's right, you were with Susie!
* When you didn't come back to class, I was worried, but...
* Everything turned out OK! I think?
* ... Umm, Kris? Can I ask something, if that's OK?
* Susie... I'm kind of... curious what she's like, you know?
* I mean, who DOESN'T wonder about her? She never talks to anyone.
* So, Kris, could you tell me about her? If that's ok...
#She's nice
#Terrible
Eats Chalk
* What...? * She's... a nice person?
* Really!? L-like, really!? Honestly!? Truly!?
* I mean, that's just what I was hoping, but...
* W-wait, this isn't another trick, is it, Kris?
* Like when you put ketchup on your arms and told me it was blood?
* ... R-really? You're serious? You're totally serious?
* ... gosh, then maybe I should try talking to her...
* B-but if I die, you're paying for my funeral, Kris!
* (Though, honestly, if she's nice I might die, too...)
* Hi Kris! * Is something up?
* Oh, can I ask something else about her!?
* Well, did it seem like, she, um...
* (W-wait, you definitely wouldn't know THAT...)
* She WHAT? She smashed you against the LOCKERS?
* Gosh, Kris, I'm really sorry. That's just awful.
* I... I'd THOUGHT Susie was good, just...
* Maybe it would take someone special to find her good side.
* ... but she really IS terrible, isn't she...?
* Kris... I'm SO sorry you have to go through this.
* In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...?
* I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean?
* You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um,
* Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore.
* (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...)
* What? * She was EATING the chalk???
* R... really...?
* Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris?
* L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids...
* So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying.
* ... Huh? You're telling the truth? Seriously?
* Umm, then... what color chalk does she like?
* And, do you think she likes the thin or the thick kind...?
* (Wait, maybe making her a lunchbox full of chalk is stupid...)
* Seriously, Kris? But I help you ALL the time!
* The LEAST you can do is give me a LITTLE information!
* Like, d-does she like metal music!?
* Is she really an obligate carnivore!?
* D... Does she really have a tail underneath her jacket!?
* Or, or... or...
* Sorry Kris, it's not any of my business, is it...?
* (I blew it, didn't I...)
* Umm... Kris...? Are you feeling alright?
* Normally you're not so... talkative.
* Oh! I don't mean to sound like something's wrong with you.
* Umm, Kris, is something wrong?
* Why did you go to the hospital to see my dad...?
* I mean, I'm sure he appreciated it, but... um...
* Gosh, I'm sorry, Kris. Forget I said anything!
* ... huh? Why don't I ask my mom for the key?
* I... I mean, um... I... you know,
* She doesn't like it when I bother her when she's working.
* Don't worry, OK? I'll just go over to Catti's.
* Tell Azzy I said hi, Kris!
* (It's an ornate gate.) * (It appears to be locked.)
* Aww, Kris, like, if you wanna come in...
* Our cat-flap, is like, always open to you...
* (Various cat-themed junk is piled up inside the house.)
* (It seems to be a bit of a cat-sty...)
* (It's a broken grill.)
* (... It smells like burnt cat food.)
* (It's your mom's van.)
* Welcome home, honey!
* Did you have fun with your friend today?
* By the way, I just finished baking a pie...
* If you go to bed, it will be cool when you wake.
* ... but do not eat it all this time, all right?
* Back again? My, you are active today, are you not?
* Perhaps you can use some of that energy to wake up on time?
* Your brother cannot carry you to school any more, you know.
* Kris...? Why do you keep leaving and coming back?
* Would you like me to install a revolving door?
* Kris? What is it, honey?
* Kris, honey, you have grown up so much...
* Someday soon you will be going off to university as well...
* Remember when you were little...
* You asked when your horns were going to grow in?
* So we bought that headband with the little red horns on it.
* Oh, you wore it for months! Whatever happened to it?
* Oh, Kris...? Flowers? For your mother...?
* How sweet...
* These are from HIM, are they not.
* Err, well, worry not, Kris, I will...
* ... find some place for them.
* Kris, since only you and I are living here right now...
* It feels... just a bit lonely, does it not...?
* But, fortunately, sharing a warm, freshly-made pie,
* Is the perfect cure for such a condition.
* ... as long as I get to eat some, of course.
* Remember that video-game you and Asriel used to play?
* What was it called...? Super Smashing Fighters?
* When he was very little, he LOVED the green lizard from that.
* We even had a birthday party for him themed around it.
* Your father painted all these eggs with spots as decoration...
* Oh, your brother LOVED it...!
* Until the next day, your father cooked them all for breakfast.
* Your brother just kept crying...
* Ever since, he's hated that book about eating green eggs!
* Kris, perhaps you should go to bed early tonight...
* You do not look quite yourself.
* (It's your bed.)
* (If you go back to sleep, you may miss a lot of important things.)
* (Will you go to bed?)
#Sleep!!!
#Do not!!!
* (If you go to bed, this chapter of your adventures will end.)
#Sleep
* (You decided to go to bed.)
* (You will sleep later.)
When the
light is running low
And the shadows start to grow
And the places that you know
Seem like fantasy
There's a
Light inside your soul
That's still shining in the cold
With the truth
The promise in our hearts
Don't forget
I'm with you in the dark
Chapter 1
by Toby Fox
(Sepia and Menu Art, Borders)
Japanese Localization
8-4, Ltd.
Keiko Fukuichi
Main Artist, Animator, Cleanup
(BG, Overworld, Battle)
Temmie Chang
Lancer, Rudinn, Hathy
Clover, King, Jevil
Original Character Designs
Don't Forget (Vocal Excerpt)
Piano Arranged Vocals Performed by
Laura Shigihara
Outfit Color Assistance
Color Assistance
Gigi DG
Special Thanks
Chess (Support)
To be continued
in Chapter 2
* (You tried to call on the Cell Phone.)
* But it doesn't seem to be working.
* UEE HEE HEE, THE KEY, THE KEY.
* A MARVELLOUS FUN IS ABOUT TO BREAK FREE.
* WON'T YOU LET YOURSELF OUTSIDE?
#Use Key
* (You put the Door Key in front of the Door.)
* YOU CAME TOO FAR! YOUR CHOICE HAS RUN OUT!
* (The Door Key created a Door.)
* UEE HEE! * VISITORS, VISITORS! * NOW WE CAN PLAY, PLAY!
* THEN, AFTER YOU, I CAN PLAY WITH EVERYONE ELSE, TOO!
* So what are we playing, exactly...?
* OH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME.
* WHEN YOUR HP DROPS TO 0, YOU LOSE!
* So that's the kinda game you wanna play, huh...?
* Then, I gotta warn you...
* You're dealing with a couple of sharks.
* UEE HEE HEE! SHARK-TO-SHARK! I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!
* NOW, NOW!! * LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
* LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Random#Chaos
Induce#TIRED
* The world is spinning, spinning.
* The air crackles with freedom.
* JEVIL is laughing incomprehensibly.
* It feels like a whirlwind.
* Smells like chaos.
* JEVIL * There is no strategy to defeat the enemy. Good luck!
CHAOS, CHAOS, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
SHALL WE PLAY THE RING-AROUND?
MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!
HA, HA, LET'S MAKE THE DEVILSKNIFE.
PIIP PIIP, LET'S RIDE THE CAROUSEL GAME.
HEE HEE, HAVING FUN!? JOIN THE CLUB!
HEARTS, DIAMONDS, I CAN DO ANYTHING!
WHO KEEPS SPINNING THE WORLD AROUND?
YOU KIDS ARE REALLY KEEPING UP!
NU-HA!! I NEVER HAD SUCH FUN, FUN!!
A BEAUTY IS JOYING IN MY HEART!
EVEN DEVILSKNIFE IS SMILING!
IT'S SO EXCITING... I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
THIS IS IT, BOISENGIRLS! SEE YA!
ENOUGH!! YOU KIDS TIRED ME UP!
KIDDING!! HERE'S MY FINAL CHAOS!
A CHAOS, CHAOS!
PLEASE, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE CHAOS.
I CAN DO ANYTHING!!
THIS BODY CANNOT BE KILLED!
THESE CURTAINS ARE REALLY ON FIRE!
IT'S ALL TOO MUCH FUN!!!
* Kris spun around! * JEVIL got slightly more TIRED, and...!
* Something happened!
* What! * It was just foley!
* JEVIL felt at ease! * JEVIL's defense dropped!
* Awkward! Upcoming attack will hurt rapidly!
* Tranquil! * The dance defended the party!
* What! * It's nothing but a useless bird!
* It felt comforting!
* Everyone's HP got jumbled up!
* JEVIL's upcoming move got powered up!
* A perfect 10!
* JEVIL's looking exhausted!
* Ralsei chanted something!
* Susie spun something around!
* Kris gazed strangely!
* JEVIL's next attack weakened!
* JEVIL became more TIRED!
* JEVIL seems exhausted...?
* CHAOS BOMB was prepared FOR YOU.
* Something terrible is coming...!
* JEVIL's pulling out all the stops!
* JEVIL is truly exhausted!
IT APPEARS YOU HAVE REACHED AN END.
WILL YOU TRY AGAIN?
WILL YOU PERSIST?
THEN, THE FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
THEN THE WORLD WAS COVERED IN DARKNESS.
* (You knocked on the door to the Police Station.)
* (Someone's coming up to the window.)
* (Seems like the police aren't really feelin' it right now...)
* (Police tape is blocking the way.)
* (The tape simply reads "NGAHHHHH!!!")
* The mayor's charisma is about zero. * No, it's negative.
* But she works hard and has a good track record, so she runs unopposed.
* Thaaaaaat's politics. * Rarely.
* Not only does she act icy, she always keeps her office's AC on full blast.
* That chill I feel... is... * Is this what politics feels like?
* (It's a small pine tree.)
* (It's a chair.) * (Maybe it's into politics.)
* (It's a painting of the town.)
* I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * The mayor is busy right now.
* If you need to see her, please try causing some terrible crisis.
* I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * Are you here to complain about your teacher?
* If you don't like her, please blame your mother for getting her hired...
* Hey short-stuff. * Why would YOU possibly need to talk to the mayor?
* Your allowance too low? * Ate too much candies? * Lost your frisbee in the wash?
* Hey, short-stuff...
* That's what the cops are for.
* What? Don't talk to you like you're a "kid?" Fine...
* If you need someone to change your diaper, go ask the Cop's.
* Kris... What a pleasant surprise to see you here. * And on a school day.
* There must be a reason that you came here at such a time.
* I, Father Alvin, implore you. * If you have anything weighing on your mind, please, speak.
#Fruit Juice
Nothing
* Kris, if you want some of our "sick" Fruit Juice, you should come to our service.
* Our choir sounds a bit thinner since your brother went away.
* Kris, it would be wonderful if you would sing with us.
* Or even participated to any extent,
* Instead of just trying to drink the Fruit Juice.
* I understand. * I hope in time you may find the words you seek.
* Let the Angel's power light your way.
* SHYRA * A KARAOKE MICROPHONE FOR A BRAVE SINGER
* MUTTLER * A BIG BONE FOR THE LEADER OF THE PACK
* CRYSTAL * A SNOWY GEMSTONE FOR A PROUD MOTHER
* GERSON * RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND TEACHER
* (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench)
* "Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams."
* "Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!"
* ICE ME UP! * ICE ME UP, BOSS!!!
* So, for you two girls, that'll be the crepes, a cinnamon latte...
* Two bunny parfaits, and... a piece of firewood...?
* And, how would you like that firewood done?
* Dude, remember when we used to skip the first hour of class to come here?
* YOU were fine, but I almost had to repeat the year 'cause of it...
* Those crepes were MAD worth, though! Delinquency is the best condiment!
* Dude, if we didn't bring Gerson our leftovers, I bet I would have failed HARD...
* I like the vibe of the waitresses here. * Maybe I should sign up, too...
* ... Nah, serving drinks wouldn't really suit a fire elemental.
* If I got nervous, I'd just melt all the ice.
* What if I just served coffee? * Nah, that sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen...
* Ice Wolf does not like ice in drink.
* Ice Wolf likes ice...
* ... to BE drink!
* Ice Wolf also like ice-themed mascots.
* Looking at my rugged body, you must wonder what kind of secrets I hold...
* My secret is, I put all my leftover pancakes in this giant hat.
* Whew! * I sure love PANCAKE!
* Hey there! * Haven't seen you in a while, hun.
* I remember, back on Sundays, after service...
* You and your family would come in and order the special.
* 'Course, things happened, and then...
* Y'all... * Stopped comin' together.
* But every Sunday, you and your brother'd still come in.
* He'd order you a hot chocolate...
* And you two'd sit down at that table in the corner...
* ... drawin' shapes in the window with your breath.
* You must really miss him, huh?
* ... Here, how about this?
* (You got the Hot Chocolate.)
* On the house, hun.
* ... You know, I'd give you a hot chocolate on the house...
* ... But it looks like you've got enough things already.
* Take it easy, okay, hun?
* Don't be a stranger now, alright, hun?
* You're alive.
* Nice.
* I'm working.
* This uniform's...
* Mandatory.
* Uh, we'll take the special, and do you have any edible glitter...?
* The youngest one won't eat anything if it doesn't look like treasure...
* In a pinch, sprinkles will work, too...
* (Rave reviews and autographs.) * (... from various normal townspeople.)
* ...was bored to tears!
* ...listened politely!
* ...became sentimental!
* ...cast RUDE BUSTER!
* ...used the BROKEN CAKE!
* ...used the TOPCAKE!
* ...used the SPINCAKE!
* ...used the DARKBURGER!
* ...used the LANCERCOOKIE!
* ...used the GIGASALAD!
* ...used the CLUBS SANDWICH!
* ...used the HEARTS DONUT!
* ...used the CHOCO DIAMOND!
* ...used the FAV SANDWICH!
* ...used the ROULXS ROUX!
* ...used RUDE BUSTER!
* ...used RED BUSTER!
* ...cast DUAL HEAL!
* ...used the DARK CANDY!
* ...used the REVIVE MINT!
* ...used the GLOWSHARD!
* But nothing happened...
* The GLOWSHARD disappeared!
* ...became enraptured!
* ...read the MANUAL!
* ...cast PACIFY! * But the enemy wasn't TIRED...
* ...cast PACIFY! * But the foe wasn't TIRED... try SPARING!
* ...spared ~2! * But its name wasn't YELLOW...
* (Try using Ralsei's PACIFY!)
* ...spared!
\E...
* Hathy's body beats audibly.
Kris...!
Wake up!
KRIS...!
ARE YOU PHOTOSENSITIVE?
[EMPTY]
IT CONFORMED TO THE REFLECTION.
WHAT AN INTERESTING BEHAVIOR.
PREPARATIONS ARE COMPLETE.
Copy complete.
IT WAS AS IF IT WAS NEVER THERE AT ALL.
Erase complete.
IT RETAINED ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE.
THEN IT WAS SPARED.
VERY INTERESTING.
THE DIVISION IS COMPLETE.
IT IS IMMUNE TO ITS OWN IMAGE.
You can't copy there.
IT IS BARREN AND CANNOT BE COPIED.
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO COPY.
It can't be copied.
BUT IT WAS ALREADY GONE.
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO ERASE.
There's nothing to erase.
DO NOT
IT WILL BE SUBSUMED.
TRULY ERASE IT?
THEN IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
Copy over this file?
Erase this file?
Yes!
No!
Really erase it?
CHOOSE THE ONE TO COPY.
CHOOSE THE TARGET FOR THE REFLECTION.
SELECT THE ONE TO ERASE.
Please select a file.
Choose a file to copy.
Choose a file to copy to.
The file will be overwritten.
Choose a file to erase.
* You won! * Got ...EXP and ~2 D$.
TP
* Ummm, there might be a box in the supply closet...
* Do you want me to -
* Can you go get that for me...?
I want the fluffy one!
No, that one's MINE!
(He's boring...)
Where's Mr. Fluffy?
YOU must have scared him!
(Who cares?)
I'm the oldest!
WHAT!? I am!!!
We're the same age...
The King is great!
He's TERRIBLE!
An angel is watching us.
You BELIEVE that garbage?
Lightners deserve respect.
Hell no! They can all die!
Oh, oh! That boy is ever so cute!
So fluffy! I want to pet him!
(What about the girl..?)
Oh, oh! I want a sweet boy.
Someone NICE, like me!
... Sure, I guess.
I use a gamepad to aim!
IDIOT! Mouse and keyboard!
A ghost told me I was stupid.
That was me, you idiot!
Our favorite video game is...
Shut up!! They'll make fun of us!!!
(Isn't it a bit... childish?)
Ouchy! That hurts!
Suck it up, idiot!
(We're fighting again!?)
* Clover seems TIRED of arguing so much.
* You brought up the topic of POLITICS. * CLOVER started to argue.
* You brought up the topic of RELIGION. * CLOVER started to argue.
* You brought up the topic of SPORTS. * CLOVER seems relieved.
* You brought up the topic of KINDNESS. * CLOVER started to argue.
* You brought up the topic of CUTEBOYS. * CLOVER seems excited.
* You brought up the topic of GUNCONTROL. * CLOVER started to argue.
* You brought up the topic of TREES. * CLOVER seems relieved.
* You brought up the topic of GHOSTS. * CLOVER started to argue.
* You brought up the topic of GAMES. * CLOVER started to argue.
* You and Ralsei warned Clover about Susie. * The enemy went on guard...
Attack:
Defense:
Magic:
Guts:
???
Dog:
LV1 Human#Body contains a#human SOUL.
LV1 Leader#Commands the party#with various ACTs.
LV1 Bed Inspector#Inspects all beds#inexplicably.
LV1 Mean Girl#Won't do anything#but fight.
LV1 Dark Knight#Does damage using#dark energy.
LV1 Lonely Prince#Dark-World being.#Has no subjects.
LV1 Prickly Prince#Deals damage with#his rugged scarf.
LV1 Fluffy Prince#Weak, but has nice#healing powers.
(Nothing)
(
(No ability.)
Really throw away the#
* Head Hathy's body moves silently.
* Head Hathy showed no emotion at all.
* Head Hathy whispered something unhearable.
* Head Hathy's mind is an enigma.
* Smells like a lonely kiss.
* Head Hathy's beat slows.
* Head Hathy's beat seems to stutter.
* Head Hathy is skipping beats.
* HEAD HATHY - AT 8 DF 0 * It learned to hide its feelings... is that strength?
* You flirted with Head Hathy. * It was highly effective.
* You ordered SUSIE to flirt with the enemy!
* Annnnnnnnnd hell no.
* Aww, Susie, it's OK if you don't know how!
* What? Shut up, that's not the problem!
* ... Are you sure?
* Alright, LOOK, wise guy! I'll show you! Watch this!
* AHEM.
* Hell nah. Let's see Ralsei do it.
* I suppose if it can't be helped...!
* Hathy, your beauty is just... transcendent.
* Your hair is like a waterfall of...
* ... wait, um, do you have hair, or...
* Oh my god, Kris!!! I can't!! Do it yourself!!
* You flirted with the enemies. It worked! (Susie did not help.)
* So, uh...
* Come here... often?
* (Head Hathy felt awkward and left...)
* HEY, GET BACK HERE AND LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU!!!
* Oh, oh dear! Wait!!
* Not so easy, huh!?
* You said some sweet lines. The enemies were deeply enamored!
* i3
* i4
* i5 \f1
* i6.
* i7!
* Can you see me...?
* HA HA HA. * WHAT FUN!!!
* YOU'RE FAST, FAST, STRONG, STRONG.
* BUT THERE ARE YET FASTER, YET STRONGER.
* THE HAND OF THE KNIGHT IS DRIFTING FORWARD.
* SOON, THE "QUEEN" RETURNS, AND HELL'S ROAR BUBBLES FROM THE DEPTHS...
* LIGHTNERS, CAN YOU STOP IT?
* UEE HEE HEE!
* EITHER WAY, A MISCHIEF-MISCHIEF, A CHAOS-CHAOS...!
* LIGHTNERS! * FROM INSIDE YOUR LITTLE CELL!!
* TAKE ME AND DO YOUR STRONGEST---!
* WHAT FUN!!! * I'M EXHAUSTED!!! * YOU KIDS TIRED ME UP!!
* NOW I WILL SLEEP FOR THE OTHER 100 YEARS.
* UNFORTUNATELY, YOU KIDS CANNOT HAVE SUCH A PLEASANT DREAM.
* FROM NOW, A NIGHTMARE WILL AWAKEN IN YOUR HEARTS.
* IN THE SHADOW OF THE KNIGHT'S HAND...
* TAKE THIS AND DO YOUR STRONGEST---!
* (DEVILSKNIFE was added to your WEAPONs.)
* (A strange chest appeared outside the room...)
* (JEVILSTAIL was added to your ARMORs.)
* (You got ShadowCrystal.)
kingx:
kingy:
view_xview:
view_yview:
con:
krisx:
krisy:
susiex:
susiey:
* Alright, which one do you want?
* Hahahah!! Hmmm...
* Wait, you're buying it for me?
* You said you didn't eat anything earlier, right...?
* It'd be annoying if you starved to death, y'know.
* Wow...!
* You're the best teammate ever, Purple Girl...!
* (Kris let's just buy one.)
* Line3
* Line4
* Line5
* Line6
* Line7
* Line8
* Susie and Kris cast Dual-Buster!
* Is that a cut on your face, or part of your eye?
* Heh, my clothes are gonna be so great.
* Yes! I've already finished a prototype!
* That's just... a bunch of torn up pieces of felt.
* Can you PLEASE stop acting so jealous for ONE second?
* Stuck on this puzzle too?
* Don't talk to me while I'm scheming.
* Say, why don't you just walk over the spikes like before...?
* Heh, why bother when you guys will solve it for us?
* (Oh, I thought it was because I'm afraid of spikes.)
* SHHHH!
* Seeing you two scheme together...
* It's a bit like a group project in school, isn't it?
* Can you stop ruining everything?
* Beware! We split up our schemes to scheme twice as fast...!
* I'm realizing all kinds of hidden facts about myself!
* Such as... I don't know how to scheme very well.
* The gash weaves down as if you cry.
* S-stop! * I'm still recovering from where you hurt me.
* Plus, I just ate, so I'll get a cramp if I fight you so quickly.
* Does your castle have a pool? * I wanna know if I should bring my cute swimsuit...
* Felt like I was soaring through the air earlier...
* Was that a dream...?
* Are you puzzled by COMBAT? * Wanna know how TP works?
* If you still haven't assembled all the details...
* My cohorts to the WEST will gladly help you put the pieces together.
* Your friends can't ACT alone, but they can still help you win peacefully.
* The DARK PRINCE's PACIFY spell can remove TIRED enemies safely from battle.
* If nothing else, why not try using an ITEM?
* Even if it seems useless, the effects may surprise you.
* What? * I'm building a ladder here.
* Today's lesson is... * Get out of my way when I'm building a ladder!
* Do you need an interactive tutorial on leaving me alone?
* DEFENDING will not only temporarily reduce the damage you take...
* It also lets you focus, restoring TP. You need TP to CAST SPELLS!
* So don't be afraid to DEFEND! * DEFEND and CAST SPELLS!
* By the way, all leftover TP will turn into extra MONEY after the battle!
* Getting close to BULLETS is really exciting, isn't it?
* You'll recover a little TP for each BULLET you get close to.
* Plus, getting close to bullets can sometimes end the enemy's attack faster.
* It's quite dangerous though. * So no worries if you don't want to try.
* (It's a candy tree.) * (All the ripe candy has been picked.)
* Let's not take any more, Kris. * Unripe candy is sour.
* What? Sour, sweet, meaty, bitter... if it's candy, it's good!
* Well, that's accepting of you...
* ... Wait, "meaty?"
* What kind of candy is meaty?
* Y'know. * Whatever it's called. * Uhhh, jerky.
* That's not candy...
* Then why is it next to it in the store!?
* Today's a special day~ * OBVIOUSLY. * To some degree...
* Do you know what day it is~? * You BETTER. * Um, it's OK if you don't...
* These birds are Pissing me off...
* I'm the original Starwalker
* The pain itself is reason why.
* Ah, clobbered guys. * Brings back memories.
* You can't read these symbols... * Or maybe it's the handwriting.
* (Hathy, in case you wanted to make us a birthday gift...)
* (My favorite things are trees, boys, and sports!) * (SIGNED, CLOVER)
* This jail is Pissing me off...
* Hello there! * How are you doing on this fine day?
* You bid a quiet farewell to the
* You put the ...on the ground and gave it a little pat.
* You threw the ...on the ground like the piece of trash it is.
* You abandoned the
* The ...was thrown away.
* What Egg?
* (You didn't quite understand why...)
* (But, the thought of discarding it felt very wrong.)
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HP ...
AT ...(
DF ...(
WEAPON:
ARMOR:
MONEY:
EXP:
NEXT:
Message A
Message B
Message C
Message D
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* Placeholder Message A.
* Placeholder Message B.
* Placeholder Message C.
* Placeholder Message D.
A special scenario occurred!!
* ENEMY - AT 1 DF 1 * I am your adversary.
* You warned the enemy. * It guarded from Susie's attack.
* Its body was filled with a kind feeling.
* Its body will result in a kind feeling at the end of the combat.
* Its body will result in a speech after attack.
* Its body became tired.
* (You haven't decided if you want to do the puzzle yet.)
* What!? * The puzzle!?
* I thought you were on MY side, Kris.
* ... wait a sec. * Those boxes...! * I get it!
* Wait a second, Kris!
* That's a SOUL, the culmination of a HUMAN's being!
* Not only does it represent one's WILL and COMPASSION...
* But it also has the power to DETERMINE FATE.
* When enemies attack, BULLETS appear.
* Please avoid them and protect your team's FATE!
* Ready, Kris? * Let's try dodging!
* It's not part of this lesson, though.
* You've got an item! * That's, um, great, Kris...
* Pressing Z when the cursor is RIGHT IN the box on the left!
* Umm, anyway, let's move onto my favorite: ACTING!
* Selecting the ACT ICON will let you do all sorts of things.
* We'll even be able to get through battles without ATTACKing!
* Select the ACT ICON and HUG the Dummy!
* Hey, Kris? * I know you like attacking, but...
* Did you know you can win without having to?
* Kris, could you, um, stop...?
* Press Z again when the cursor goes in the box!
* Press Z when the white rectangle's in the blue box!
* Ummm... you can press Z a lot, if it helps!
* Kris... * Please try to press Z.
* Umm, why don't we try something else?
* Hey, Kris, I think I've, um...
* Kris, it's um...
* Really hard for me to teach when you're hitting me.
* Let's take a break and go find Susie, OK?
* K-Kris!?
* Y-you must have missed... * H... Haha...
* W-wait, aren't you supposed to be ACTing!?
* A-anyway, now that you know how to attack...
* Let's try learning how to ACT, OK?
* K-Kris!? * D-did you miss again!?
* Though, I mean, if you wanted to hit me, that's ok, too...
* Yipee! * You did it, Kris!
* O-oopsie... * Was that too many?
* Here, let's try just one!
* L-look, Kris! * You dodged one!
* Now, let's talk about SELECTING COMMANDS.
* These ICONS will let you ISSUE COMMANDS to YOUR TEAM.
* The first ICON, THE SWORD, is the ATTACK COMMAND.
* Using it lets you, um... * Hurt people...
* ... w-well, I guess we have to defend ourselves sometimes, right?
* Select the SWORD ICON to ATTACK the Dummy!
* RALSEI - AT 8 DF 12 * The fluffy prince...
* (But I don't really want to tell you to stop...)
* Kris!?
* Umm, if that's what you r-really want...
* Then that's a victory in my book! * You win!
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See you in the next hell, losers!
* (It's a butterscotch-cinnamon pie.) * (It's still cooling.)
* It's a trashcan. * Somehow, its floral scent has increased.
* (Can't get any more.)
* (Got $40 from Starwalker's ambient luster.)
* (He is behind the tree.)
* (It is a tree.)
* (Well, there is not a man here.)
* (Normal everyday riches, acquired from a legitimate source.)
* Lost...? * Frightened...? * Confused...?
* GOOD!! HA HA HA!!!
* Toileth in despair at the Worlde's strongest puzzle...!!!
* My, art thou still stucketh upon my Puzzle...?
* Trappedeth, hopelessly, like an Insecte in a Roach's Inn...
* Ah... Perhaps I COULD find it in my heart to spare you...
* Should you GROVEL for One-Hundred-Years!!! Ha ha ha!!!
* Gehahaha... Face the TRUE strongest puzzle, Worms!
* This time, the difficulty art MAGNITUDES grander!
* See thou in 100 years, thou feeble insects!
* Oh! Such despair! Oh, such sweet despair!
* Squirmst! Squirmst upon the Earth, like a Moiste Noodle!
* (Thar she blows...)
* (It's going off to live a better life now...)
* (It's a get well soon card from your mom.) * (It's signed inside.)
File saved.
* Haha! Yeah! Like that!
* Hey, don't LOOK! We aren't done yet!
* You're going to spoil it for yourselves!
* C'mon, we're working hard on this!
* Sorry! Sorry.
* ... I notice there is a puzzle here.
* Yeah?
* Would you two... like to... do it...?
* Uh, no. That's for heroes.
* We're bad guys. * We don't have to do anything.
* Except scheme.
* Yeah. Except scheme.
* So have fun, we'll be here.
* Just do the puzzle, Kris.
* Y... You got past Thrash World!?
* Hng... Even with your help, I couldn't stop you...
* Hey, it's alright, Lancer. It was a nice effort.
* Yeah, I mean, you gotta be realistic.
* Nothing can stop us. Not even ourselves.
The (Censored) Squad
The Friendly Fun Gang
* That's right!! * The ...!
* You crush everything that gets in your way!
* Hmmm... What am I supposed to do, then...
* If I can't stop you, then...
* Then, my dad will...
* Well...
* Why don't you come with us...
* And maybe you'll think of how to stop us on the way.
* R... Really!? * You'd let me tag along...!?
* Sure, why not. You can be an unofficial team member.
* Wow! M... Me!? In the ...?
* W... Wait...
* Can we have monogrammed track jackets?
* Yeah. * Ralsei will make them.
* (They just closed the blinds...)
* (It won't open.)
* (The chest is empty.)
* (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some paper scraps.)
* (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some minty shards.)
* Please don't eat those, Kris...
* Um, please don't eat those, Susie...
* What!? Are you saving them for something!?
* (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some vowels.)
KEY ITEMs
MONEY HOLE
Dark Dollars
||
Hey, hands off!
Dice Brace
A bracelet made out of various#symbol-inscribed cubes.
... okay.
It says "Friendship!"
Pink Ribbon
A cute hair ribbon that increases#the range bullets increase tension.
Nope. Not in 1st grade anymore.
Um... D-do I look cute...?
TP Range
White Ribbon
A crinkly hair ribbon that slightly#increases your defense.
Shackle that ironically increases#your attack and defense.
(Damn, it's actually cool...)
*jingle jangle* Haha!
A golden coin with a once-powerful mousewizard engraved on it.
This guy's... familiar?
Chu! Healing power UP!
A J-shaped tail that gives you devilenergy.
Figured I'd grow one someday.
I'm a good devil, OK?
* A different Rudinn from last time drew near!
* Assumedly another different Rudinn appeared!
* Clover and Hathy grew close!
* Lancer blocked the way!
* Jigsawry drew near!
* A different Jigsawry from last time drew near!
* Assumedly another different Jigsawry appeared!
* Smorgasboard.
* Head Hathy blocked the way quietly!
* Head Hathy blocked the way quietly! (x3)
G BODY
Don't know
Heals 40 HP. A red-and-black star#that tastes like marshmallows.
Heals a fallen ally to MAX HP.#A minty green crystal.
A shimmering shard.#Its use is unknown.
Ralsei's handmade book full of#various tips and tricks.
Though broken, it seethes with power.#A master smith could fix it.
This cake will make your taste buds#spin! Heals 160 HP to the team.
A pastry in the shape of a top.#Heals 80 HP to the team.
A mysterious black burger made of...#Hey, this is just burnt! +70HP
A cookie shaped like Lancer's face.#Maybe not a cookie. Heals 5 HP?
An enormous salad... but, it's just#lettuce, so it's worthless. +4HP
A sandwich that can be split into 3.#Heals 30 HP to the team.
Hearts, don't it!? It's filled with#divisive, clotty red jam. +??HP
It's quite small, but some#people REALLY like it. +??HP
You'd think it tastes perfect.#Heals 500HP.
A dark roux with a delicate aroma.#Also... has worms in it. +50HP
Heals#60HP
Revive#ally#(Weak)
* It could not be.
* An emptiness filled your hands.
* "Dark Candy" - Heals 60 HP * Black and red star that tastes like marshmallows.
* "Life Dew" - Revive Ally (Weak) * Glowing dew... * It refreshes your SOUL.
Dark Candy
Heals#40HP
Heal#Downed#Ally
Sell#at#shops
Read#out of#battle
Heals#20HP
Top Cake
Heals#team#160HP
Heals#team#80HP
Heals#70HP
Heals#50HP
Heals#4HP
Heals#team#30HP
Healing#varies
Heals#ALL HP
Yeahh!! That's good!
Hey, feed ME!!!
Yummy!!! Marshmallows!!
I'm ALIVE!!!
(You weren't dead)
(Don't look it)
Ah, I'm refreshed!
Mmm, seconds!
Whoops.
I'm dizzy.
Mmm, thank you!
Cooked to perfection!
A bit burnt...?
Mmm... face
(uncomfortable)
Why this!?
Let's be healthy!
Quit hogging!
(It's cut evenly...)
Mmm, blood!
Aah, sticky...
THAT'S it?
Aww, thanks, Kris!
(It's SO good!)
K-Kris!? I...
Cool, it's wriggling.
Yum, is this spaghetti?
* (You used the Egg.)
* You held the crystal up to your eye.
* For some strange reason, for just a brief moment...
* You thought you saw toys strewn on the floor.
* ...but, it must've just been your imagination.
* ... but nothing happened.
* It doesn't seem very useful.
It can be used to make calls.
Cell Phone
Not too important, not too unimportant.
It's the top part of a key.#A smith could fix all three parts.
Broken Key A
The key to a mysterious cell.#Something feels strange about it.
Door Key
It's the middle part of a key.#A smith could fix all three parts.
Broken Key B
It's the bottom part of a key.#A smith could fix all three parts.
Broken Key C
A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand.#You have collected 1.
* Your eyesight became blurry.
* Your heartbeat quickened.
* "Hot Chocolate" - Topped with home-made marshmallows in the shape of bunnies.
* "Pencil" - Weapon 1 AT * Mightier than a sword? * Maybe equal at best.
* "Bandage" - Heals 10 HP * It has cartoon characters on it.
* "Bouquet" - A bouquet of beautiful flowers in many colors.
* Perhaps it could be offered to someone.
* You grasped at nothing.
* You drank the hot chocolate. * It tasted wonderful. * Your throat tightened...
* You equipped the Pencil.
* You re-applied the bandage.
* You held out the flowers. * A floral scent fills the air. * Nothing happened.
* You looked at the junk ball in admiration. * Nothing happened.
* You equipped the Halloween Pencil.
* You equipped the Lucky Pencil.
* You used the Egg.
* Ring...
* No one picked up.
* Hello? * Dreemurr residence... * Who might this be...?
* ... Kris?
* Sigh... Do not make me come over there.
* Click...
* (The phone is ringing, but you can't get it.)
* (You're already on the phone, after all...)
* You looked through the glass.
* You thought you saw through your hand.
* You recovered ...HP!
* Your HP was maxed out.
Victory (D)
Victory (S)
* You've come again to this wonderful place. * Now tear off the mask beneath your face!
Hug Ralsei
* The tutorial begins.
S-Flatter
X-Bet
C.Round
X-Compliment
Rudinn Ranger
Head Hathy
X-Flirt
Call Home
Sans's Number
Not Sans's Number
Kris's Room
Eye Puzzle
Castle Town
Field - Great Door
Field - Seam's Shop
Field - Great Board
Field - Great Board 2
Forest - Entrance
Forest - Bake Sale
Forest - Thrashing Room
Card Castle - Prison
Card Castle - 1F
Card Castle - 5F
Card Castle - Throne
Card Castle - ???
Rude Sword
Heal Prayer
Heal#Ally
Heavenly light restores a little HP to#one party member. Depends on Magic.
Red Buster
Red#Damage#
Dual Heal
Heal All#30 HP
Use#action
Do all sorts of things.#It isn't magic.
* Your voice echoes aimlessly.
* You really didn't want to throw it away.
* Throw it away anyway?
* You felt a feeling of relief.
* Hand shaking, you dropped the ball of junk on the ground.
* It broke into pieces.
* You felt bitter.
I'll be#Your#Subject
Keep#Dreaming
* This is the CASTLE TOWN, where my subjects reside...
* Err, well, they would if I had any...
* Oh, don't worry about me, Kris!
* I'm certain I'll find a subject someday...
* Why, Kris, you don't have to do that...
* ... but, if you insist...
* Kris, as your Prince and authority, I order you to...!
* Please let me know what to do!
* Oh, thank you, Kris! * I will!
* Hey... there... * Noticed you were... * Here...
* It's me! * You know ME, right? * Of course you do!
* I'm REAL popular! * I just!
* Don't have any friends...
* But it's OK, y'hear! * Because you're y'here!
* Will YOU be my friend?
#Kris
#Hippo-#potamus
* Oh! Oh! * I'm so happy, y'hear!? * I'm so happy I... I...
* I don't know what to do! * I don't remember being this happy before!
* What's your name, friend?
#Onion
#Beauty
Asriel II
* Kris! That's you! * That's a real nice name for a friend!
* H... Hippa... Hyper... Hoper... * Um, Hippopotamus! That's you! * Big name, but it's worth it!
* Oh, excuse me! * I forgot to introduce myself!
* ... Actually, since no one talks to me, I forgot my own name...
* ... * Can you give me a name...?
* Hmmm! It's perfect, y'hear! * I don't know what it means, but it's perfect!
* Hmm!! * Feels like it's shaped like me! * Feels like it smells like me!
* Wait, what was the name? * U... Umyum? Yeah! It's perfect! * Umyum, that's my name.
* Wow... * What a wonderful name!
* Feels like my self-esteem's in full bloom! Feels like my head's about to flower!
* Wait, what was the name? * B... Bootis? Yeah! Perfect! * The taste, the smell, the...
* Asriel II... Mmm... * Sounds... familiar. * It feels like... a memory!
* It feels like that good boy... * That threw those good corn flakes in the water for me.
* Wait, what was the name? * C... Cereal? Yeah! I love Cereal! Bathe me in flakes!
* Thank you for giving me a name! * I'll cherish it, y'hear!?
* K... Krismas? * That's your name, right?
* Um, H... Hippa... um... * Hyper Potato Mask. * That's your name, right?
* I wanna tell you... something... tomorrow...
* Somethin' I can only tell a friend...
* Come back soon, y'hear...
* Kris, I need to grade these assignments.
* Perhaps you should go to bed...?
* You do not look very well...
* (Scented markers.)
* (You dig out the marshmallow one and start huffing it.)
* (The chocolate one smells too fake anyway.)
* DO NOT TARRY!
#Blaze
#Do Not Blaze
* Blaze it.
#Ride
* (Ride the elevator?)
#Give Cake
* Marga riba! * That cake! * It's seething with power!
* It's my cake, isn't it!? * Did you repair it!? * Will you return it!?
* Edamame! My old cake! I'm so happy I could spin!
* My friend, share in my riches! I have many worse cakes I do not want!
* If you're not carrying a Cake, come here and I'll give you one! Forever!
* (You traded the TopCake for the SpinCake.)
* Now, I'm going to continue to spin and cry! Spin and cry!
* Sweet in cake, but not in character! A tragedy!!
#Take Cake
* Mama miba! How are you enjoying my rejected pastries?
* Mom amiga! You want an inferior cake, my friend?
* Please take this cake! It's worthless, my dear friend!
* (You got the SpinCake.)
* Mama shiba! You're carrying too many things that aren't cakes!
* I understand!! Too much cake will make you spin and cry!!
* (Well, there is a man here.)
* (He offered you something.)
* (You received an Egg.)
* (Then he needn't be here.)
Wood Blade
A wooden practice blade with a carbon-#reinforced core.
What's this!? A CHOPSTICK?
... You have a SWORD!?
That's yours, Kris...
Mane Ax
Beginner's ax forged from the#mane of a dragon whelp.
I'm too GOOD for that.
Ummm... it's a bit big.
Red Scarf
A basic scarf made of lightly#magical fiber.
No. Just... no.
Comfy! Touch it, Kris!
It felt right for everyone.
Uhhh... Ok.
A perfect fit!
A black-and-orange sword with a bat hilt.
Ugh, it's too small!
Oh, it's too scary!
Spookiness UP
Skull-emblazoned scythe-ax.#Reduces Rudebuster's cost by 10
Let the games begin!
It's too, um, evil.
Buster TP DOWN
Mossy rapier with a clover emblem.#Increases $ found by 5.
That tacky thing? No!
Not my shade of green...
Money Earned UP
A rugged scarf that cuts enemies like a dagger.
Ow! That can't be comfy!
Feels prickly... Nice!
* Arright, kid...
Master Volume
Simplify VFX
Auto-Run
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Hold ESC at any time#to quit the program.# # #Press ...to return.
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The Beginning
* (But, when you opened your eyes...)
* Before the King came along, I used to eat the leaves from this tree...
* Now I still do that.
* Such is the way of the worm...
* (Hathy looked at you...)
* (You found something shining in the dark.)
* ("Even in a rush, you need to take care of yourself.")
* (You got the Wrist Protector.) * (Hold
to skip text.)
* (Nothing.)
a golden
a yellow
an orange
a green
a cyan
a blue
a purple
* (It's the number 2.) * (It's reputed to be a pretty good number.)
The Return
Where...
Where am I?
Hello...? Anyone...?
Is... is anybody out there...?
Someone!? Anyone!? Can anyone hear me!?
It's dark.
It's so dark here.
Someone, anyone, if you can hear me...
Say something... please...
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* (For some reason, you decided to go back to sleep...)
* (You can sleep in class.)
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* ?
* Mama miba!! What a celebration!! This calls for a cake!!
* And this time, I'll make it out of metal so animals can't eat it!
* Clover's mother! * Please sample my cakes any time!
* Do I HAVE TO be Clover's mom to do that?
* Yes! That's my arbitrary rule!
* Mama miba! What a celebration! Everyone is here!
* This must be the birthday party I made that cake for!!
* Clover's birth!! Such a sweet occasion!! I might cry!
* Uh... actually, this whole thing is, like, OUR fault.
* Oh! Mon amiga!! Then... YOU'RE Clover's mother!?!??
* Now I understand why you ate the cake!! To protect her!!
* Huh, wait, no, I --
* (Wait, if I go along with this, can I get more cake...?)
* There's a photo on the fridge. It's of you, your mother, and your brother.
* (Just a regular hole...)
* (Revolve around the center, and look carefully.)
* (The darker it gets, the more you can see.)
* (Though hard to see, there was a switch in the tree...!)
* (It's a chair.)
* (It's a diagram showing a bunch of lines and a circle.)
* (It's a regular sink.)
* (It's a clone of the other sink.)
* (Perhaps there was originally one tall sink that was cut in half to create both of them.)
* (You looked inside the cupboard.)
* (... a very small obligatory piano is hiding inside.)
* (It's a classic 1-to-10 pain scale, using ICE-E as a model.)
* (At 0 pain, he's happy.) * (At 10 pain, he's happy and sweating.)
* This castle's WHITE WIZARDs relegated me to this HEALING CHAMBER...
* But my BLOOD is BOILING FOR BATTLE!!!
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Forest - Before Maze
Forest - After Maze
when the white rectangle's in the blue box!